When you hear your roomate home and in the kicthen, but youe supposed to be napping, not rutting on a pillow, so your door is wide open and youhave to pretend youre not about to cum so they dont check on you
Wake up? Jerk off
Work meeting? Jerk off below camera
Luch break? Hump pillow
Leave work? Jerk off
After dinner? Knot toy. . . Maybe twice.
Shower? Jerk off
Just before bed? Hump pillow again, just to be sure
Being a simple yeen is such hard work.
You want to touch? Puppies don't touch. They hump. If you want to be my puppy, you're going to have to stop acting like the little pervert you are, and start acting like the bitch in heat I want you to be. Hump for me - give into that desperate fuzzy feeling.