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Gauche in movement and, in a sense, ugly of face 🌸 She/They

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My body @ me every time I get a hangover:

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anyway read Piranesi its really good

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ive loved the backrooms in different eras art but i think it misses a big part of the movie (unintentional or not) that the sub/exurban sludge of the backrooms is a specifically modern manifestation of our poor relationship to liminality, otherhood, & the unknown. or something.

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@Undue_Risk actually never seen it/looked into it before, just heard the name, but this is 100% going on my list

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Michael York went to my secondary school, and despite being in one of my favourite musical movies of all time, when I tell people about that I still say “the guy who plays Basil Exposition from Austin Powers” instead, because he’s simply that good

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Basil’s delivery of “yes we knew all along sadly” might be the best line read in the whole series

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@Longswordwife idk i just couldn’t find a hare emoji

[Possum A-ko @KaiserBeamz]

However the Ocarina of Time remake turns out, they must keep this scene as is.

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Wind Waker and Twilight Princess HD really are in Wii U jail forever, huh?

[Nissehatt @hekwoys]

Large group travel: IF WE DONT LEAVE THE HOSTEL BY 10:00 IM LIGHTING MYSELF ON FIRE AHHHHH

Small group travel: guys check out my beer mustache aha :)

Solo travel: I am the wretched refuse of the earth, cursed forever to wander with the mark of Cain blazing on my forehead

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

when it gets to 2pm and the €18 cocktails start whispering to me like this

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damn, returning to britain after a weekend w my beautiful girlfriend in paris, where random french lesbians complimented us and a chic older woman told me i was beautiful, really sucks, actually

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Made two friends in a lesbian bar in Paris, across a language gap, and also I pulled a tarot card for one who was considering dumping her toxic boyfriend of one month, and it was the tower lmao

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There are many things about 67 that I could be reactionary or curmudgeonly about, but im realising it may be the first ever humanity-wide in-joke. An in-joke with no outgroup, perfectly absurd

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@agnstpollution I have a bad case of list brain which I’ve always chalked down to the human instinct to order and make meaning, but I think it is for sure worth resisting where and when you can

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@agnstpollution Bingo

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A quick study at work has given scientific, repeatable results on the order of High School Musical films from best to worst, and I’m pretty confident that further and broader inquiry will yield the same, correct, answer

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@hausofdecline I love how you perfectly and accurately captured exactly how this kind of man on this godforsaken island speaks, and every other comment is re-doing the punchline to make it Dick Van Dyke having a stroke

[Bri @wordsandsense]

My good friend Ursula K. Le Guin has some thoughts on this

[jessi @jejesjesijessi]

Real poets use quasi-mystical totally unfalsifiable beliefs alloyed with deep study of the histories of various poetries & poetic lineages. Free yourselves from trauma mediocrity NOW

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Every ceo of a train company is this god damn country is a god damn leech, may their time in this life and the next be barren and joyless, and instead filled with the inconvenience and suffering of each individual person they have immiserated added together and multiplied tenfold

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@agnstpollution It came to me in a waking dream, maybe we’ll have to pester Georgie to make it a reality

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