Lexi Jonas

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

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Nigga, I never argue, I just explain why I?m right.

[Lexi Jonas @Hazeliyf]

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

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#ImSingleBecause in our generation, conversations became texting; arguments became phone calls; and feelings became status updates..

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#ICantLiveWithout God. I don't see him but he works in mysterious ways.

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Burger: $0.99 Salad: $5.99 And you wonder why everyone is fat.

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You can pretend we are strangers, but I have seen you naked before

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Wanna know something? Ask. Don't assume shit. That's how problems start.

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#ReplaceMovieTitleWithRatchet The Good, the Bad, and the Rachet

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My ex? Yea I'd still hit that....with a bat.

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White People ; LIKE OMG I LOVE THIS SONG ! Black People ; OH HELL YEA NIGGA THIS MY SHIT !

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I hate when niggas stay saying like "free booboo" & booboo done shot 12 people raped 7 women & stole 9 kids, no nigga keep booboo ass!

[Lexi Jonas @Hazeliyf]

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

[Lexi Jonas @Hazeliyf]

Toy Story 4? Oh hell nah, i thought that nigguh gave his toys away.

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Relationship rule: if ya girl don't like that b*tch, DON'T TALK TO THAT B*TCH! If ya man don't like that n*gga, DON'T FCK WITH THAT N*GGA!

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Hoes be twerking for NO REASON , *school bell goes off* oh Damn , schools done . *starts twerking* .

[Lexi Jonas @Hazeliyf]

Oh, I got a text! I hope it's from...OMG, Leave me alone!

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Retweet if you have ratchet hoes at your school.

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Police: "THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!" nigga, not with that damn attitude.'

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Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it, dumb ass hoes..

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That awkward moment when #IGotDrunkAnd you're still an ugly hoe