Mo Hazkool Socs

*Made of sugar, spice and everything vice*

[PwC UK @PwC_UK]

We've been on our low carbon journey since 2007 and are on the road to #NetZero. As part of #LCAW2021 we’re working with @CityWestminster to raise awareness of the importance of taking climate action. Visit Westminster Cathedral Piazza today to see our carbon bubble & learn more.

[Mo Hazkool Socs @HazkoolSocs]

Songs you’ve forgotten that are literally so life giving, you need to stop and listen to them right now:
“Can’t Fight the moonlight” by LeAnn Rimes

[Mo Hazkool Socs @HazkoolSocs]

Speaking my truth, we can get frustrated af in airports we are not familiar with (and those have big signs & arrows normally)

[Mo Hazkool Socs @HazkoolSocs]

Idk if anyone has taken a fresh look 👀 at the Amazing Race tv show but can you imagine doing small annoying challenges, compounded with the lack of familiarity of your surroundings, with your travel partner, God forbid your life partner?? And packing so lightly?!
I can’t.

[Mo Hazkool Socs @HazkoolSocs]

PSA when the #pandemicIsOver, I only plan on making bright, flashy and dicey fashion choices.
You are all welcome.
#animalprintpants #golddresses #newEraNewMe #imTeamTooMuchWhoDis

[Mo Hazkool Socs @HazkoolSocs]

“It’s all about the three Ls” -@manycactai looking at houses

“Live laugh love, what a motto!” Me, trolling him for the next 50+ years.

[Mo Hazkool Socs @HazkoolSocs]

Was on a walk today listening to a podcast where someone was going on and on about their devotion to their job.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

POV you’re the iceberg that sunk the Titanic

[Mo Hazkool Socs @HazkoolSocs]

“If my man starts one more renovation project before finishing another one, imma leave him” - if this line of thinking worked humans would be extinct

[Mo Hazkool Socs @HazkoolSocs]

My man: somewhere knowing I am watching a show, by myself, and he cannot interrupt me with a thousand questions.

[Mo Hazkool Socs @HazkoolSocs]

Just in case you thinking my man has calmed down since I haven’t tweeted what he’s been saying recently, trust me he still on one

[Mo Hazkool Socs @HazkoolSocs]

*use no creams, face is dry and appears 45+
*uses creams, face is too oily and looks 13

[Great Value Beyoncé @tieshatwo]

Do not ever donate money at a store checkout. They’ve already paid the donation for the tax write off. They’re collecting their refund from you.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

@nypost wow, the first 0/10

[The Local Sweden @TheLocalSweden]

New regulations set for Monday.

[Karen Howell @karenehowell]

Last week was the hardest Mississippi Patagonias and North Faces have ever had to work. Been on cruise control for years.

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Is this self-care? 🕯