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you live to die another day

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#cutestbabyever

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Want to know why my 4 year old is upset today? He’s never been to Canada

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When it’s my dog birthday so I buy her this treat but she won’t eat it yet eats her own shit 🙃

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What am i doing at 8 AM? Going to the store to get pepperonis for my child

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What am i doing on a Saturday night? Looking up vintage magnets on eBay

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I could live off McDonald’s biscuits

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My heart is full

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I give up. My number one song on my Spotify wrapped was who let the dogs out

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Yes i had to go back to the office today. Yes I’m going to be a baby about it

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Why are all these damn toys sold out already 🙃

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Bought a house. Sold the house and bought a new one. Now my son is in preschool . I feel old as shit

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Only thing getting me through right now if the fact we have a sbarro in the mall again

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Something about waking up at the ass crack of dawn to make it to the schools breakfast just for a pop tart hits different

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Lady complaining on the phone to her hub and about telling their business while being on speaker phone ...................

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I want to do a fun photo shoot of just myself. Idk the last time i can find a photo i like of myself

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I’m terrible at guessing people’s age mainly bc i still think I’m 19

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If I were to have a wedding it would be an 80s prom theme and have to be dressed accordingly or I’m kicking you out

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I will only listen to country if it’s brooks & dun

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When you go through the whole process of making fries just to find out there’s no more ketchup 😪

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When you get a dog bed for the dog but she ends up sleeping on the bed and the cat now claims the dog bed