Harrisburg Beach Club

harrisburg just got weirder 😎🏝 (parody account)

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Have you ever been to the beach and thought "hmmm I wish it had more concrete?" Well do I have the perfect place to spend Memorial Day! #HBGBeachClub

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Arts Fest, more like FARTs Fest!!! (Come hang out at the Harrisburg Beach Club)

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Kate Middleton was just spotted at the Harrisburg Beach Club!

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this guy knows what’s up

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Harrisburg Beach Club

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the Susquehanna river as seen from midtown harrisburg

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closed today as the skunks hold their own inaugural celebration. let’s just say it doesn’t have a bipartisan spirit 🦨🏖️

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Please stop asking if you left your debit card here last night. The river demands sacrifices of us all 🌊

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Order $100 in drinks and we’ll bump this over the susquehanna tonight

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Stop by to try our latest food special: the Steve Miskin burger!

It seems normal at first but it’s extra salty for some reason 🍔

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our weekend special: $20 for a crudité that DOES include the tequila! 🥦🥕 courtesy of @wegnersgrocer

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@AndrewChristi3 Just $200! A steal! 🏖

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WOW! 🤩 Umbrella and beach chair rentals are going fast! Beat the rush and reserve online! 🏖

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you’re in her DMs, I’m doing thought experiments with her at the Harrisburg Beach Club. we are not the same

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Tired: Wet Nose Wednesdays
Wired: Beach Club Wednesdays

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Please do not disturb the skunks’ nighttime swim 🦨

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WE OUT HERE (until 10pm sharp)

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Hey beach heads 😎 what’s keeping you from beating the heat this week at Harrisburg Beacg Club?! 🏝 We’ve got everything you need to keep it cool for the summer**

**the showers and river are still strictly off-limits, but you can rent an umbrella for $200

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.@dcfc dont even THINK about using our showers

good show tho