#shitthatmaxsays

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@usacycling still waiting for an apology …

https://t.co/w5mb1p4Nlk

@BIKELAWcom @velonews @ThePlainDealer @BicyclingMag #fuckusac #cycling #bikeracing #criterium #usacycling #injurylaw #cyclinglaw #cyclingnews

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I just entered to win an awesome prize! https://t.co/Vo5iaBUbAT

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I low key might be NAs worst 14 year old bike driver #shitthatmaxsays

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@SpiritAirlines I’ve tried!!!!! So ridiculous stop wasting my time and reimburse us for your failures

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Haha even their Twitter bot is a #scam @SpiritAirlines sucks

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@SpiritAirlines #scamalert even their twitter person gives you the run around 🙅🏼‍♀️😂🙅🏼‍♀️ #neveragain #dontdoit

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Ours flights were cancelled due to crew having Covid yet @Airbnb refuses to refund over 1k for a ruined holiday family vaca. Do not book with them unless you are willing to risk lots of money just to stay home 🙄🙅🏼‍♀️#neveragain #scamalert

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@FreeBearly @SpiritAirlines It did I think at 3pm… was supposed to be 7am. I didn’t get on it as I’d be stranded in Florida the connecting flights were booked for a week out.

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Scam alert! Do not book with @SpiritAirlines 🙅🏼‍♀️delayed our flight 3x over 7 hours to FL causing us to miss our flight to St Croix & failed to rebook us causing a lot of time, money & distress. Holiday family vaca ruined, good luck getting anyone to help or reimburse. Never again!

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Me picking Lux and friends up from Meijer, “what’d you get me?”
Lux, “Paczki”
A bit early but ok!
#proudparent #shitthatluxsays

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Look how much money I have in #bingus stocks #shitthatmaxsays

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Me, “what’d you guys get (for xmas)?”
Max, “disrespected”
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Lux on the way to school, "um what if I told you I forgot shoes" #shitthatluxsays

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Me, “Hey Lux what time is it?”
Lux, “Big Time”
Huh?
🙄 #shitthatluxsays

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Do you want to smell a whiff of cancer? #shitthatmaxsays

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When hearing from the drive thru guy that taco bell will no longer be making cool ranch Doritos tacos...
"BETRAYED"
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What’s up with grandma and poop #shitthatmaxsays

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I just want to to experience what happens when you go into night terrors #shitthatmaxsays

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Me, “I feel like I’m dying”
Max, “you prolly have Ligma”
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