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stuff her bag til she snorts

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My manager found out I’m a shy pisser I’m gonna get fired

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Monkey don’t get cramp

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Do not compare a lizard to a monkey

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You can’t trick an old dog

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Sauce is just thick soup

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I gotta feed my turtle

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Yo why you mackin my cheese rn

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A bird in the hand is worth a chicken in the coop

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I’m not gay I’m just disappointed

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This is my body and it wasn’t my choice

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“Where’s fifth street?”

“Between fourth and sixth, man”

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You’re all flower and no roots

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Fuck having a pot to piss in, that boy don’t have a rag to cum on

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Maybe the trenches isn’t enough

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Performative diabetes

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Crutches are useless when nothing’s broke

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“Whose pussy is this?”

“My dad’s”

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You don’t understand. I had to learn Spanish for this recipe.

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Call my dick Dimitri because it don’t work

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Once a sperm always a sperm

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Who made the horse cum first, the chicken or the egg?