Judgment Day | by Colson Lin.

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Host and 🧠 of the podcast @ChristRadioHour, unless somebody wants to take that from the Second Coming for some reason.

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@colsonlin July 4, 2026 (n.):

America’s 250th birthday.

[Judgment Day | by Colson Lin. @HeGetsGod]

Babylon (n.):

“My brain needs oxygen, and yet I forget the meaning, point, or purpose of my soul’s continuation. And there’s really no argument for it inside the Universe. Except ‘God loves me,’ lmao.” https://t.co/uJKpAQTe1X

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I bet America’s mind is really blown.

“Colson Lin’s existence changed how America saw blackness and whiteness. Humanity is all just various shades of being neither black nor white.” https://t.co/skDTQ2OXd0

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6 July 2026 AD

To me, “original sin” is how disgusted Colson Lin is by your physical body when he’s about to have sec with you.

Your “salvation” comes when not 100% of your life is about what I just said, nasty-cat.

Age with pride, brain in desperate need of a slap from Jesus.

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your unfuckability (n.):

a crime against humanity.

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I bet America’s mind is really blown.

“Colson Lin’s existence changed how America saw blackness and whiteness. Humanity is all just various shades of being neither black nor white.” https://t.co/skDTQ2OXd0

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@colsonlin the City of New Haven’s fireworks on July 4, 2026 (n.):

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5 July 2026 AD

“The First Person Who’s Neither Black Nor White” (n.):

America’s nickname for Colson Lin.

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“Colson Lin’s the first person who’s neither black nor white to…”

To do what?

“To live. To exist. To be Jesus. To be American. To be hot. To think. To write. To write so well. To make me laugh. To make me ponder. To be so smart. To be so hot. To be so perfect. To be pinnacle.”

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@colsonlin I love how I clearly heard the words “Jesus America,” and then waited a few seconds before going, “It’s so funny how this song says ‘Happy birthday,’ and it just said ‘America’…”

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4 July 2026 AD

New Haven Noire (n.):

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@colsonlin July 4, 2026 (n.):

America’s 250th birthday.