Sam “The Freshman Rizzer” Darnold

Grand Master Baiter

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Matt Stafford after ripping a no-look 15 yard dig:

[Sam “The Freshman Rizzer” Darnold @HeHasRizzen]

@ethanibach7 The delusion train is in full swing I see

[Sam “The Freshman Rizzer” Darnold @HeHasRizzen]

Omg it’s Portland

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

REPORT: LeBron has a “done deal” with a team other than the Cavs, according to a “good source” that told @WindhorstESPN today.

(h/t @WeAreCavsNation)

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Kadarius Toney coulda been a legend for USA soccer ain’t like he was using his hands in the league

[sam 🇫🇷🇧🇪 @sambrazy]

The issue is if Haaland was born in America he’d be a division 2 basketball player

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

USA on defense tonight

[Jesse 🇳🇱🇪🇺 #WORLDCUPSZN @JesseKNL]

Death Star vs Coughing Fetus

[cetie @cetieisasleep]

@ihatebbls we finna realize why dese other countries really like dat, it’s all dey got💔

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[Sam “The Freshman Rizzer” Darnold @HeHasRizzen]

@MrJamesMay W rage bait

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

Travis should be entering Taylor right about now

[Sam “The Freshman Rizzer” Darnold @HeHasRizzen]

@donnyferg69 @NotRyanWeb They’ll for sure win 5 games

[Sam “The Freshman Rizzer” Darnold @HeHasRizzen]

@NotRyanWeb @donnyferg69 It is 10 million percent more likely UND wins the MV this season then NDSU wins MW

[Sam “The Freshman Rizzer” Darnold @HeHasRizzen]

@Paid__Tourist @NotRyanWeb @donnyferg69 I want what you’re smoking

[Sam “The Freshman Rizzer” Darnold @HeHasRizzen]

@NotRyanWeb @donnyferg69 That’s the max both teams will/would do in FBS

[Sam “The Freshman Rizzer” Darnold @HeHasRizzen]

@NotRyanWeb @donnyferg69 Yes I am absolutely correct in saying NDSU and UND cannot be competitive in the p4 . Winning the conference is the max both would ever do

[Sam “The Freshman Rizzer” Darnold @HeHasRizzen]

@NDSUlicensing

[Sam “The Freshman Rizzer” Darnold @HeHasRizzen]

@Swany8

[Sam “The Freshman Rizzer” Darnold @HeHasRizzen]

@ValleyFootball @MidcoSports @GoJacksFB @NCAA_FCS Fuck you