Levi Rutledge

The Lowcountry Luminary. More twinkle than a planetarium. 220 pounds of glitter and confetti. Feeling myself every day.

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

Honey, I’m hotter than a June bride in a featherbed! 😘

https://t.co/ZjTIfwaYTw

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

What you see before you is a real monster, a boy that done got his noggin fried a little too crisp by the spotlight. It was unbecoming of me the way I acted in the Vanity Project. I beg your forgiveness. Now please, give me work. Property taxes are due on the Rutledge estate!

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

Honey, you should be permanently logged in then.

[Ana. @AnaKicks]

I'm bound by a contract to only log on when some dumb shit happens.

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

I have demands. Won’t be returning until they are met.

[👑 pesty 👑 @itspestyleader]

A thank you note and information about the future of PVP:
https://t.co/DcjCY7SOck

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

I’m the universe, but I’m also a product of my raisin’: a Southern gentleman. So I’ll say congratulations, and a job well done. I’ve realized you can’t out-bitch the meanest bitch of them all. My hair is still much softer than yours, though.

[👑 pesty 👑 @itspestyleader]

Congratulations to @BookofGenie for winning the #MostVainPlayer Ring!

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

Got any more obscure references to fly over everyone’s head? We’re waiting with bells on, sugar. Anyway, would love to borrow something from your massive wardrobe. Which black graphic T-shirt with the sleeves and tail cut can you spare?

[ALL MY HOMIES HATE ERICA @WYM_Greco]

I know you not talking bout style out here looking like a shitty adam ray character in a kill Tony episode.

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

Style. Panache. Glamour. All things beyond your grasp. Now change my muffler.

[ALL MY HOMIES HATE ERICA @WYM_Greco]

SYBAU. Out here dressing like Frankie mercury in that maze runner movie with the sesame street puppets.

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

If only.

[Genevie💋 @BookofGenie]

Shoot yourself into space and leave the rest of us alone then

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

Ugh. Somewhere there’s a Jiffy Lube in need of their fourth-best tire rotator. Believe I found him.

[ALL MY HOMIES HATE ERICA @WYM_Greco]

Fuck no.

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

@BookofGenie EVERYONE cares what I want. I am the universe.

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

@FACEDevlin You are quite lucky that you have such pristine hair, otherwise I’d be VERY upset with you.

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

Hmph. I pray to the good Lord above that you don’t break a hip on the next small flight of stairs those hooves of yours trod down. Praying for both to snap, actually.

[Genevie💋 @BookofGenie]

This is the only insult you have and it’s as pathetic as you pretending you’re good at this.

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

@BookofGenie We know, grandmother. All of us are quite aware.

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

HEAVENS TO BETSY WHAT DID YOU SAY? Ribald. Simply ribald.

[Brennan. @FACEDevlin]

who said i watched it i said the people involved seemed annoying, stick to putting dick in your mouth and stop putting words in mine

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

Are you still here? Thought the garbage trucks ran on Saturdays.

[Genevie💋 @BookofGenie]

When he says “butler” he means the homeless man that lives in the camp with him.

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

“Watching wrestling.” Ha! I’d much rather sip julep and view the marigolds bloom in my conservatory while my butler rubs my feet.

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

Don’t you have better things to do than watch events you aren’t in, Brennan? Who even does that when there are so many episodes of the Bold and the Beautiful to catch up on?

[Brennan. @FACEDevlin]

everyone in it was terrible even you, levi pants

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

Oh hush, you weren’t even in it and had to suffer like I did, bitch.

[Brennan. @FACEDevlin]

everyone i learned of through this pvp thing were the most annoying people ive ever met

never come back

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

Yes. You inspire celibacy on a daily basis.

[Genevie💋 @BookofGenie]

I wrestled with injured ribs I should be the performer of the night. I’m an INSPIRATION.

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

I stand corrected. It’s not from a claw machine, but a Crackerjack box.

[👑 pesty 👑 @itspestyleader]

@HeIsSparkling https://t.co/to4FEBlEAC

[Levi Rutledge @HeIsSparkling]

I don’t know if I much value any prize that comes out of this carnival of a tournament, truthfully. What is it that I get when I win Most Vain? And what crane machine did it come from?

[👑 pesty 👑 @itspestyleader]

The PVP Tournament Fourth and Final card has been finalized and the fourth show, "Vanity's End" has been booked! See you in Monterey!

Note: Date is TBD due to pending legal action.

https://t.co/RsmpdWEkGc