What you see before you is a real monster, a boy that done got his noggin fried a little too crisp by the spotlight. It was unbecoming of me the way I acted in the Vanity Project. I beg your forgiveness. Now please, give me work. Property taxes are due on the Rutledge estate!
I’m the universe, but I’m also a product of my raisin’: a Southern gentleman. So I’ll say congratulations, and a job well done. I’ve realized you can’t out-bitch the meanest bitch of them all. My hair is still much softer than yours, though.
Got any more obscure references to fly over everyone’s head? We’re waiting with bells on, sugar. Anyway, would love to borrow something from your massive wardrobe. Which black graphic T-shirt with the sleeves and tail cut can you spare?
Hmph. I pray to the good Lord above that you don’t break a hip on the next small flight of stairs those hooves of yours trod down. Praying for both to snap, actually.
Don’t you have better things to do than watch events you aren’t in, Brennan? Who even does that when there are so many episodes of the Bold and the Beautiful to catch up on?
I don’t know if I much value any prize that comes out of this carnival of a tournament, truthfully. What is it that I get when I win Most Vain? And what crane machine did it come from?
The PVP Tournament Fourth and Final card has been finalized and the fourth show, "Vanity's End" has been booked! See you in Monterey!
Note: Date is TBD due to pending legal action.
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