Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs

{Sɪʀᴇɴ} Dᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇs, ᴡʜᴏ ʟᴜʀᴇᴅ ɴᴇᴀʀʙʏ sᴀɪʟᴏʀs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ sɪɴɢɪɴɢ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇs ᴛᴏ sʜɪᴘᴡʀᴇᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴄᴋʏ ᴄᴏᴀsᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɪsʟᴀɴᴅ.

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

"Tʜᴇ ꜰʀᴇᴇ sᴏᴜʟ ɪs ʀᴀʀᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ."

-GB @SheOfWinter
-Fᴀᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ Kᴇɴᴢ
-Cʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅ

[𝐉𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 @IgnisEtGlacie]

"Sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇs, ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ʟᴇss ɢʀɪᴇᴠᴏᴜs ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs."

-Oʟᴅᴇʀ, Mᴏᴅᴇʀɴ Jᴏɴ Sɴᴏᴡ
-GᴏT/ASᴏIᴀF
-Fᴀᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ Kᴇɴᴢ

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

He's sleeping one off at @SuaveRenegade's place.

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

Yes. He literally is.

[Princess Bucky Barnes. @BuriedNotErased]

Or are they?

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

And this is why Tetya gave him the talk.

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

We're all adults, dad.

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

Spat?

They jerked it in a tube, be real.

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

The hoe gene is convenient for him.

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

He's not fighting anyone. He's on vacation.

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

What are these numbers...

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

One out of two of his parents are blonde.

[Princess Bucky Barnes. @BuriedNotErased]

Wait a minute, how does Sammy have blond hair-

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

He's back from the beach.

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

|| It's about to get to Nikki's overdose and I'm not prepared to cry.

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

#TeamNoShame

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

Mhm.

[Billy Russo. @SuaveRenegade]

No-

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

Well game over!

[Princess Bucky Barnes. @BuriedNotErased]

He's playing it.

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

Is he wanting something?

[Billy Russo. @SuaveRenegade]

Squints.

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

Tilts a brow.

[𝙐𝙉𝘼-𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙂 @LetalisOscula]

👀👀👀

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

He maybe stopped off at a warm beach.

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

Don't play that game!

[Princess Bucky Barnes. @BuriedNotErased]

Innocent expression.

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

Okay don't bullshit him, everyone knows Sarah is his pride and joy.

[Princess Bucky Barnes. @BuriedNotErased]

Sarah is just great.