The lost star 🥀

Protagonist of an ethereal life.

[The lost star 🥀 @HeThatLaughs]

@Etong___ Yes. Unfortunately being fast and admitting above your quota are not mutually exclusive.

I remember sometime before 2019, Unilorin was immune to asuu strikes and were consequently fast, but they were still admitting above their quota which has lead to the debacle they're in.

[The lost star 🥀 @HeThatLaughs]

AAU
Unijos
Unilorin
RSU
Unical

UNN and Uniabuja are currently in the clear.

[AFO @Dr_Afo]

My people, abeg let's help the upcoming one.
Please drop a list of the medical schools that upcoming medics should avoid at all cost!

[The lost star 🥀 @HeThatLaughs]

@Etong___ Rivers state university.

[Ezemuo @Ezemuo_nke_mbu]

@MaryRoseMalomo But the friendship and companionship that you bring, the other woman also brings na. Plus hot jellof.

[Doe @sourerdoe]

The uterus is behind the bladder. They need to move the bladder to see what they’re working with. You people make an issue out of every fucking thing. How are you not tired?

[TheEye @bayano74]

@Anthonytyga Brilliant guy. Ocean depth is measured in litters right?. People who spoke about Olodo uprising no really make mistake.

[The lost star 🥀 @HeThatLaughs]

Can't wait for the day I become rich enough.

Small scale doesn't count for shit.

[Naijababie4lyf @naijababie4lyf]

Africans do not think of Haiti at all.

[TayoOnChain 🇺🇲 @TayoonChain]

@Jeff_Okhai We can't lower the standards.

That's the difference between medicine and other health care practitioners.

It takes CRAZY work to absorb the CRAZY amount of info it takes to be a doctor.

Most people who scored those high marks still struggle sef

[Uwem @Uwem64803550]

@Jeff_Okhai Lowering the cutoff is not even an option. Truth is that there are still many people that meet the cutoff and still not get in.
It's not that we're not producing enough doctors, the country is just not able to retain the doctors we produce.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

👩🏾: "Men used to go to war"

Me I like peace sha
I like jollof with a side of plantain
I like money
I love boobs

[The lost star 🥀 @HeThatLaughs]

Na you write letter pass for this college.

[Ochuweolalo @EA_olp]

I have a feeling I won’t get away with it today.

[The lost star 🥀 @HeThatLaughs]

Goal gawker.

[Ochuweolalo @EA_olp]

Everybody is playing under 1.5, e reach my turn and we’re holding over 2.5????

Ffs.

[The lost star 🥀 @HeThatLaughs]

Y'all be gatekeeping smh.

Medical doctors be doing the worst. Even the yet to be are following their elders.

[IZE💙🌸 @santaluceya]

She studied “Medical Anatomy” so what is she doing with New school physics by M. W Anyakoha PHD for secondary schools and then stethoscope that should only be used by Doctors and Nurses.

[Dr. Christon A.K Rweshakyira @Dr_Chris_Twine]

As a Senior Consultant, the reason I haven't raised my voice is simple:
When the interns are gone, I will gladly show up at 5AM, clerk 80 patients, draw the blood, and run the night calls myself.
I am superhuman. Obviously.

As a Senior Nursing Officer, the reason I am silent is obvious:
I have no problem running three wards alone, fixing lines, tracking vitals, delivering babies, doing the paperwork.
I don't need hands. I have dedication.

As a Policymaker, the reason I haven't spoken is elegant:
The interns are a budget problem I solved by terming the students.
My children are not doing internship in Uganda, after all.

As a Patient, the reason I haven't complained is clear:
Even if the doctor cutting me open has worked 36 hours without food, just cut me open and take the baby out.
Hunger sharpens the hands. Everyone knows this.

As a Citizen, the reason I am unbothered is rational:
None of my children is a medic.
I have my pastor.
The system runs on miracles. Always has.

This policy is brilliant.
Let's all stay quiet and watch the magic happen.

[The lost star 🥀 @HeThatLaughs]

Them clock my BS. Fairs.

[Blessing @Effiongsbaby]

Nigeria parents are whatwillpeoplesayaholic.

[Adefunke, Just Vibing🇦🇺🩺 @AdefunkeBola]

#mindthegap

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[The lost star 🥀 @HeThatLaughs]

Medical misogyny eww.

[Nwachinemelu @Tsarina_muna]

Dr : There's nothing like a toilet infection

Pharm D : Na lie o. Don't mind these male drs.