Up here at the North Pole we are hard at work. Tinsel- and toy-production are reaching their conclusion and the wrapping and ribbon departments are at maximum capacity.
As Head Elf, I feel it important to educate the world's good boys and girls about Santa's Reindeer. Did you know that they are the only mammals that can see ultraviolet light, which helps them pick out objects in the Arctic winter and also fly from house to house on Christmas?
Why is @elfontheshelf verified, and I'm not? I represent all the hard working elves crafting toys across our 15 departments. We all wish we could be part of the Shelf Elf division and check if the children are good. But hey, someone's gotta make the toys.
Now hiring at North Pole locations: understudy reindeer, merriment mascots, treat quality assurance. Good pets please send CV and headshot in festive attire.