Gary

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

Odysseus’s wife waited for 20 years while 108 rich men tried to marry her every day.

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

So let me get this straight my hard earned money is your love language?

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

sorry the what now

[• @yducknow]

“you can’t just erase people from your life”

me:

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

no more psycho analyzing. i actually dgaf what’s wrong w you just get it the fuck away from me

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don't apologize, they reframe the story until your reaction looks worse than their behavior.

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

🚨: The Conehead Praying Mantis probably the craziest insect you have seen all day!

[toxic king @toxicking]

When the devil can’t get to you he send hoes

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[Gary @HeadHurt]

Cut the grass low so the snakes show

[Fck Around N Find Out @FAFO_TV]

Bro walked away looking straight out of a Looney Tunes episode 💀🎆

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

My favourite firework video on the internet is this one, where 45 minutes worth of fireworks are accidentally detonated all at once on July 4th 2012 in San Diego. I had tears in my eyes, sobbing the first time I saw this. The sound is magnificent. It's the end of days.

[Gary @HeadHurt]

It's not the same, ivory's illegal / Don't you remember?

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

[Gary @HeadHurt]

🤐

[Acervo Deftones @deftonesacervo]

Após 18 anos do álbum do Deftones engavetado "EROS" vaza completo na Internet com faixas como "candy" "sable"

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's at the Super 8 motel off I-95 with Hunter Biden as friends