Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ

❝Sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢɪɴɢs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ Aᴛʟᴀs Cᴏʀᴘᴏʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. Dᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀsᴋ ᴛᴡɪᴄᴇ.❞ (#Oνєяѕєєя)

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

[ ! ] Aᴛʟᴀs Tᴀᴋᴇᴏᴠᴇʀ

The new CEO of Atlas, Helga Steele, is attempting to return the mega-corporation back to its roots. Approach with caution.

Level: ??? Difficulty: Tough

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

❧ 𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑪𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆

▸ #ʙʟʀᴘ/#ᴍᴠʀᴘ
▸ [ɴ]sғᴡ
▸ sᴇᴍɪ-ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ
▸ Sʟɪɢʜᴛ AU
▸ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ sʜɪᴘs

[✑ #Oνєяѕєєя]

♡ ᴀɴᴅ ↻!

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

//The Pre-Sequel is the best game in the Borderlands series and this is factual.

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

Shredding all of her overdue paperwork.

It wasn't getting done anyway.

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

Groaning.

Where the hell is R&D with those new cryo weapons she asked for?

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

@PandoraHJack You must have a death wish, then.

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

Idly tapping on her desk.

She's bored.

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

@PandoraHJack Who let you in here?

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

@HyperionDespot I ought to freeze your mouth closed for even suggesting that.

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

@HyperionDespot Exactly.

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

Sitting at her desk, disassembling and cleaning her prized revolver.

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

@PandoraHJack How surprising, your insults are somehow of cheaper quality than your weapons are.

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

Buy Atlas, or else we will come to your house and kill you.

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

@PandoraHJack Say that again? Apologies, your dull personality is putting me to sleep.

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

@PandoraHJack Under my leadership, it is.

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

@HyperionDespot //👀

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

❝Not at the moment, but if you wish, you may test out some experimental weaponry for me.❞

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

To-do list:

• Reform Crimson Lance
• Secure Eridian Artifacts
• Field Test New Weaponry
• Conquer Galaxy
• Vacuum Office

She's booked.

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

@PandoraHJack Oh? Is that the same reason why nobody buys your weapons?

[Hᴇʟɢᴀ Sᴛᴇᴇʟᴇ @HeadOfAtlas]

❝Oh? You must be here to pick my brain then, yes?❞