ShitHeadassSays

It’s simple, just an account that tweets shit headass says.

[ShitHeadassSays @HeadassSays]

I’ve had green shit… the sky isn’t green right now.

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Just found out that incest is illegal. I always thought it was very frowned apon ~ headass

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Fairweather fans are the worst. If the #Vikings are 0-15 and are losing in the 4th quarter 45-3 of the final game, i'm watching that thing til the end with a cold beer in my hand. #SKOL

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I have to shit, oops I forgot about that

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Hey Jesse we are going to McDonald’s, you want to come with?
Uhh Yeah, can I come with? #ShitHeadassSays

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Just to brighten up your Monday a bit... “Sex.... if you look up the word there is a picture of me”

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Hey Bro do the Vikings play at noon today? ....it’s Thursday

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Playing solitaire by himself... “I am going off rn”

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Honestly, I’m kinda getting a boner listening to this song.

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This is like the perfect rain rn, not too hard, not too wet 🤦🏼‍♂️#shitheadasssays

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Didn’t he use to work at Netflix ? I mean ix uhh ix... you mean Cenix?

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I’m really hoping mark gets in a car crash so we don’t have to help (him move in to our apartment)

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“Can I poop in this bed?”

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Going way back for this one... “is piss stored in our balls?”

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“If you flex any harder your balls are going to fall out of your nuts”

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Happy Monday from the one and only Headass. Have a great week and start the school year strong!

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I’m in my room playing Fortnite and Headass comes in my room and chills on my bed for like 20 minutes without saying a word. Then he stops looks straight at me and says “I think I’m into bigger women” and goes straight back to swiping on tinder 🤷🏼‍♂️ #hoghunter #ShitHeadassSays

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“How do you spell snack?”S N A C K ..”shit I forgot the C 🤦🏼‍♂️”

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She looks more like a bowling ball then a bowling pin.. #ShitHeadassSays