just a henchman

shitposting while Rome burns🎭masc enby, he/they🏳️‍⚧️biggest egg since the Gobbeldygooker🐣wife guy in the streets, wiseguy in the tweets🥸

[just a henchman @HeadlessMami]

hey y'all, I'm Avery and here's what you're in for with this here twitter gimmick aight

🤡shitposts galore
🔥Promare
🛎️pro wrasslin'
🔴Pokemon
💊Pharmacy life
🗣️candid MH discussion
🐸enby/trans/genderfuck shit
🧠Just Neurodivergent/ADHD/Autism Things™

[just a henchman @HeadlessMami]

@kiddbanditpro I totally would be down for some Bandit swag!

[just a henchman @HeadlessMami]

@RoselynNeptune I have this urge at least twice a year. have yet to act on it, but it's there

[🎏 | autistic gay wizard @wizardsofautism]

boys it’s called autism

[just a henchman @HeadlessMami]

did I just pledge $100 so I could get my hands on the Rocky and Freckle plushies I've been willing into existence for the past *checks notes* 15 years?

yes. yes the hell I did. 😻♠️

[“All Ego” Ethan Page @OfficialEGO]

Good for Darby 🙌

[Rizz Khalifa💋 @NylaRoseBeast]

The world literally shut down during mine and I was robbed when I could finally travel…. But yea. Shida 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[just a henchman @HeadlessMami]

@JellyTBeagle I don't follow youtubers at all bc lol but if this is the same thing I've been seeing bits and bobbles of on my TL I had a friend who was literally about to get on a greyhound to go to a VIP meet and greet before whatever it was went down and now they're out a bus ticket heh

[just a henchman @HeadlessMami]

@aus_debiru they are from all accounts incredibly sweet guys (they’re also indie wrestlers and I haven’t heard a bad thing about them from wrestling Twitter or wreddit)

[Rizz Khalifa💋 @NylaRoseBeast]

I’m sorry but if you start out as Twitter you can’t just change it because you feel like “X” what even is that🙄 I shouldn’t have to be forced into their delusions!!! Once twitter always Twitter, code doesn’t lie!

[David E. Smith @dsXLII]

Nobody tell Elon about this page, I want it to stay up for months. Years if possible. It’s perfect just as it is.

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

Happy PAC vs Gravity day.

[danielle🍋🛝 @fyridk]

for as long as elon deadnames his daughter, i will continue to deadname twitter

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

i try to access my savings account and the ATM screen only displays a crying laughing emoji. it spits out a receipt that there are only two genders. i call customer service and they forget where they put my money but it was “somewhere epic”

[just a henchman @HeadlessMami]

@vantablackbitch aww a friend but less so a friend when him crawl on you oof