Heaether

I'm all out of rabbits.

She/Her, Pan, old enough to be your mom.

[Heaether @Heaether]

Happy #NationalRescueDogDay to my sweet Belle Ame! I feel more like SHE rescued ME. Walking into that shelter was one of the best decisions I've ever made. 💚

[Heaether @Heaether]

Okay, so maybe I just sobbed

[몬스타엑스_MONSTA X @OfficialMONSTAX]

KIHYUN [So Good (English ver.)]
OUT NOW

▶ https://t.co/ruif8Nv0y3

#KIHYUN #기현
#BORDERLINE #보더라인
#SoGood #쏘굿

[Heaether @Heaether]

I SCREAMED

[몬스타엑스_MONSTA X @OfficialMONSTAX]

[🎥]
Yeah I’m so good with #종호 #에이티즈 @ATEEZofficial

▶️ https://t.co/qLoucLBRr9

#KIHYUN #기현
#BORDERLINE #보더라인
#SoGood #쏘굿

[Heaether @Heaether]

Told my doctor my insurance doesn't pay for prescriptions and I can't afford the $480/month for insulin. She sent me this message. And then I had to tell her that the insurance that has prescription coverage costs over $600/month. 💁🏻‍♀️

[Heaether @Heaether]

@dwlz @GrantSlatton In late '84 I was 2 and my mom was on bed rest, pregnant with my twin brothers. She plopped me in front of the TV and alternated between Dumbo and The Neverending Story, all day, every day for 2 months. She says she doesn't know how she would have managed if it hadn't worked. 😂

[Heaether @Heaether]

@joefinnegan_ @AnonymousAlcoh8 @qikipedia There is gravity on the moon, it's just much less than on Earth. The urine would move slower, but it would still make its way down to the boot. There is also gravity in space. Astronauts just SEEM weightless because they're continuously "falling" at the same rate as their ship.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

No. If you are a grown adult, you should know what the word “complimentary” means. We shouldn’t have to dumb down our vocabularies to words of one syllable for the benefit of the illiterate. People get dumber when society stops expecting them to know things.

[Heaether @Heaether]

@Mythical I couldn't answer the last one because I don't wet my toothbrush. I just apply toothpaste dry and start brushing. Water is for rinsing. 💁🏻‍♀️

[몬스타엑스_MONSTA X @OfficialMONSTAX]

🎥
MONSTA X IS COMING
2025.09.01

#몬스타엑스 #MONSTAX #MONSTA_X

▶ https://t.co/VlCr8XEzNo
▶ https://t.co/ieylD97SW2
▶ https://t.co/N4Gv5lUoyC

[Heaether @Heaether]

I work at a small newspaper. I LOVE when a subscriber calls to yell when they don't get their paper, but has to throw in "I mean, it doesn't REALLY matter because there's nothing in it, but I still like to have it." 🙄 Please, tell me more. It makes me REALLY want to help you.

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

🐀

[Heaether @Heaether]

@raphousetv7 @Mythical did this a decade ago. 💁🏻‍♀️

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I can tell you who goes to cobblers. And a bit about the trade. 🧵

[Heaether @Heaether]

THIS is what I wake up to this morning??

[드림캐쳐 Dreamcatcher @hf_dreamcatcher]

[🌑] Dreamcatcher(드림캐쳐) 활동 관련 안내

자세한 내용은 공식 팬카페에서 확인부탁드립니다.

🔗 https://t.co/VH6GxXiLUL

#드림캐쳐 #Dreamcatcher

[Merryweather Comics @Merryweatherey]

The Sleep Paralysis Demon

[Heaether @Heaether]

My bestie picked up a loaf of bread for me yesterday and left it in her car. This is what 15 minutes of ignoring my message gets you. I'm honestly not sure why she's still friends with me. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Heaether @Heaether]

@SketchesbyBoze I have FAR TOO MANY BOOKS. But also not nearly enough. 💁🏻‍♀️

[Heaether @Heaether]

@FlemilyEming Wish I could have sent you some of mine. I only needed one cup for my buttermilk pies, but the smallest container they had was a half gallon. I'm looking at a lot of pie and fudge making in my future. 😅

[Heaether @Heaether]

This is the cutest little story 🥹

[🐰산굴마트 떵냥이🐰 @SungHwa_sanmart]

그… 제가 주운거 같은데요….

[Heaether @Heaether]

I AM SCREAMING. I have told people about these SO MANY times! I'm about to clear the shelves and make my kitchen look like I'm doomsday prepping for the chipocalypse.

[Sporked @sporked]

90s kids, do you remember crunch tators? 🐊 https://t.co/3mRQAIsVab

[Heaether @Heaether]

I may or may not have had a breakdown this morning in my car on a grocery store parking lot because I had to try 3 different places for my coffee, and they were all out. The third place didn't have it either, but I just said the hell with it and took whatever they would give me.