Rheagan’s Remarks

Hi. I’m rHeagan. These are my remarks

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Hey guys. I’m new to Twitter so give me a shoutout!

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“March Madness... Isn’t that in April?”

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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“I wonder if the school paid for all of the football players to get passports for Hawaii”

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“I want my own room when I’m married for when I have my friends over for a sleepover”

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Rheagan: ”The pitch perfect version sounds way better, that sounds like a girl”
Gage: “That’s Michael Jackson”

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“Pick your danger.....
oh hahah I mean pick your poison”

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“Where’s the portal potty”
....”do you mean porta potty?”

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“Let’s sing the national Anthem:
Godddd bless Americaaa”

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“I’ve have a 5th sense for dogs”

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Mood:

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“I’m getting an epidural when I give birth. I’m not trying to to have a live birth... I mean natural birth”

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YOUUUUUU SOULJA BOY TELL EM’

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“Snow way josé” ❄️☃️🌬

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“I think I want a sledgehammer for Valentines Day.. I want to chop down some trees with it”

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I love all of my followers

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Can’t see the h8rs

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“What’s that book that has Ethan Frome in it?”

“....Um it’s called ‘Ethan Frome’”

“Oh yeah haha”

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“I saw a banana on the ground today... someone must be tryin to make me slip 🍌”

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“Whoopi Goldberg? That’s a brand of whoopie cushions, right?”

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“I got some trees so I can start a fire in my pot and make s’mores in my room!”