@TheWurzels Excellent song! you may be wordering how you ended up on BBC Shropshire Radio today, I may have helped as I name checked your brilliant cover versions of #Goldenbrown & #Ruby yesterday & today #longlivethewurzels#aiarrrwurzels
When Rishi says he is on our side, in the words of Garth:
"Rishi is no one's friend. If Rishi were an ice cream flavour he'd be pralines and dick".
#iykyk#timetoleave
@OliverDowden I am disappointed to see that when speaking to Angela Rayner in Parliament, you resort to petty point scoring. How does this show you, representing your constituents?
Conservative party sent me a questionnaire in the post. I filled the prepaid return envelope with enough strips of newspaper to push it over the 100g max for a standard letter, so they'd have to pay the excess. I admit this is monumentally petty.
โYouโre order : its on itโs wayโ
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That was the title of my first email today.
Being a grumpy grammar pedant I emailed this company and asked them to get their apostrophes right.
Sincerely hoping they reply to me saying,
โThere, theyโre, their, calm down, womanโ
@TimJRSullivan Thank you for talking on @theJeremyVine Boarding school for me at 12 years old (laye 1970's), it was hell.
I was bullied, 24 hours a day. Could not wait to leave at age 16.
#notlikeharrypotter
Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. Itโs utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. ๐