Healey

God loves you! no matter what. Just talk to him. #justsayin

[Healey @Healamonster]

@TheWurzels Excellent song! you may be wordering how you ended up on BBC Shropshire Radio today, I may have helped as I name checked your brilliant cover versions of #Goldenbrown & #Ruby yesterday & today #longlivethewurzels #aiarrrwurzels

[Healey @Healamonster]

@shrewsmorris congratulations on having Ray Langton on BBC Radio Shropshire!
#winnerstayson #doublechampion

[Healey @Healamonster]

@morss_alex @DonnaJonesPCC This woman does NOT represent my views!
Not helpful rhetoric! #notinmyname #didnotvoteforher

[Healey @Healamonster]

@CasualUK_ Priceless!

[Healey @Healamonster]

When Rishi says he is on our side, in the words of Garth:
"Rishi is no one's friend. If Rishi were an ice cream flavour he'd be pralines and dick".
#iykyk #timetoleave

[Scooby-Doo & Cameron Too! @ScoobyandCam]

We do🙋🏼‍♂️ Did you??? 🥣

#SaturdayMorningCartoons #ScoobyDoo #TheFlinstones #TheJetsons #HuckleberryHound #AtomAnt #SpeedBuggy #CaptainCaveman #Dynomutt #BlueFalcon #JabberJaw #TheFunkyPhantom #YogiBear #JonnyQuest #WackyRaces

[Healey @Healamonster]

@uncannypodlive #teamsceptic with a dash of could 'appen

[Healey @Healamonster]

@OliverDowden I am disappointed to see that when speaking to Angela Rayner in Parliament, you resort to petty point scoring. How does this show you, representing your constituents?

[Healey @Healamonster]

@EmmainWndrland Bastard! #youarenotmyrealuniverse

[Healey @Healamonster]

@DawnButlerBrent We shouldn't be surprised any more...😒

[Healey @Healamonster]

@fesshole But wonderfully creative! Love it!

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Conservative party sent me a questionnaire in the post. I filled the prepaid return envelope with enough strips of newspaper to push it over the 100g max for a standard letter, so they'd have to pay the excess. I admit this is monumentally petty.

[Healey @Healamonster]

@KateRobbins @EmmainWndrland seem familiar?

[Kate Robbins @KateRobbins]

‘You’re order : its on it’s way’
🙄
That was the title of my first email today.
Being a grumpy grammar pedant I emailed this company and asked them to get their apostrophes right.
Sincerely hoping they reply to me saying,
‘There, they’re, their, calm down, woman’

[Healey @Healamonster]

@fesshole Wonderful.

[Healey @Healamonster]

@Serena_Partrick Sorry to hear about this. Hope you Dad finds a nicer place.

[Emma 🪓 Part-time Viking @EmmainWndrland]

This june I will turn 50 and Sunak can take his corrupt band of Tory wankstains and fuck right off. #GeneralElectionlNow #ToriesOut

[Healey @Healamonster]

@TimJRSullivan Thank you for talking on @theJeremyVine Boarding school for me at 12 years old (laye 1970's), it was hell.
I was bullied, 24 hours a day. Could not wait to leave at age 16.
#notlikeharrypotter

[Healey @Healamonster]

@tresheppard Tre, That is some messed up person that puts salt in tea. However, salt in coffee? Maybe.
#nottimeforsalttea #leaveourteabe

[Ashley Beauchamp @ashbeauchamp]

Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂