@TRASHM0USE [He'll take a moment to look around, deciding that everything looks fine before standing up, the screwdriver dropping to the floor.]
.....yeah.
@TRASHM0USE [His hands will stop fiddling with the various parts and tools as he clears his throat.]
A uh......a box. On the side of the street. This house and this furniture were all given to me. I got my job immediately after and I've slept on a pallet these past few months.
@TRASHM0USE [He's silently hoping they weren't in the microwave long enough to cause a fire or anything. Then again, the demon would just take care of it. .....Right?]
Everything alright in there?
@TRASHM0USE I would be so lucky. At least I'd finally be at peace.
[After another couple of seconds, he steps down, examining the painting. Perfect.]
So how am I supposed to um....pay you for this?
@TRASHM0USE Oh yeah, I heard something about that on the news....that was you? Sweet. Always nice to have a little mayhem to spice things up a bit.
[He'll clamber onto a stool, trying to hang a painting high on a wall. A bit unbalanced. It has to be perfect.]
@TRASHM0USE Aw, that sounds like it sucks even more than the other version. But at least you're here. Is it.....fun? Being a demon, I mean. You don't have to answer.
[He'll start to help with the unpacking, moving various pieces of furniture and decor in different places.]
@TRASHM0USE Oh good, I never go with IKEA. They've always been sketchy. So like, what's hell actually like? Like, it's not really how it's explained in the Bible or anything is it? Cuz if so, that fucking sucks.
@TRASHM0USE Um.....
[He'll take a moment to walk around the boxes, stopping at a particular large box in the corner.]
This is the two-piece couch and it goes to the right of the fireplace. Supposed to look a bit like an L.
@TRASHM0USE [He opens his mouth to say something about the popsicle but thinks better of it, moving to stand and stare at the flames in the fireplace.]
I guess that's a good start. Thanks.
@TRASHM0USE I haven't been able to unpack because work is just so tiring. It's been 3 months now. I'm not sure I'd be too comfortable having a housewarming party now.
[He'll gaze up at the demon, pouting.]
So how're you gonna make my life better?
@TRASHM0USE Eh, I suppose it's pretty nice. Some of my furniture is still in storage but it's coming together nicely.
[He'll lie on the couch, facing the ceiling and letting out a sigh.]
I'm just so bored and LONELY. There's nothing to do. Ever.
@TRASHM0USE uh, yeah, i think i have a few bags of chips in the cabinet if you want any. There's also hot pockets, popsicles and some white castle burgers in the fridge.
@TRASHM0USE [Once the symbols have been drawn in various places around his living room, he'll clear his throat]
I officially invite you to make my life better.