𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~

WIP

[angel @awezombi]

trust me, i’ll be the one to fight for you when things go wrong. trust me, i’ll never let you down

[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

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He's waiting on the other side for her to come through...its expected since again this "date" was solely so he didn't speak to the other Eyepatch Morty and if she didn't follow through they both knew the result.

[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

"You wound me Eyepatch... You think I'd dress up this nice to kill you or abandon you somewhere?"

Yes...yes she does...AND YOU WOULD YOU MORON. Regardless he's stepping into the portal himself without any hesitation other than his initial comment

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[‍ ‍ ‍ 𖬺͟. ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐌𝖎͟𝖲𝙴𐍂𝖸 ‍BUSINESS . @cynicborne]

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⠀ extravagant attire results in undisguised revulsion 、 expression contorting . grimace prevalent .

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[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

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chocolates since she didn't seem the type to enjoy that rather he instead offered her a box with some device he obviously had someone else make but...not a Ricks work. He hummed and opened another portal gesturing for her to go first.

[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

With his newly acquired (stolen) Portal gun he's appearing in front of @cynicborne wearing a suit that is... probably way too over the top... especially for a dinner. He's trying not to say anything to give this the best chance it can for success. He didn't bring flowers or
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[mewo @mewo7777777]

its literally them

[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

Until after my date

Good day my very attractive eyepatch friend <3

[𝒉𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 丷 𝐨𝐟 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙳𝚂 @cynatomical]

oh thank fuck i don’t have to deal with you anymore. okay bye. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

I'm not allowed to interact eith you so hold that thought... I'll get back to you in twenty four hours

[𝒉𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 丷 𝐨𝐟 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙳𝚂 @cynatomical]

( 😀 ) anyways, don’t talk about ‘ eyepatch friend ’ like you know her. just nonsense after nonsense you’re spewing on about.

[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

You are stuck with that morty nature still in you and silently influencing what you do... maybe in some ways you don't even realize

[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

You say that sarcastically but the charm will hit you eventually...trust me~

[𝒉𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 丷 𝐨𝐟 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙳𝚂 @cynatomical]

… 😗 sure, buddy. tell yourself that. or maybe you’re right, i’m certainly charmed right now like wooow.

[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

Agree to disagree. I don't think that because someone struggles to go against the nature ingrained into all of us that they deserve death. Not to mention my attractive eyepatch friend that fighting against the Morty in all of us may push it back but it doesn't get rid of it.

[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

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That passiveness and acceptance of abuse...it makes it easier for any and every Morty to reach their potential. Its like how some people can recover without medication,but some bodies need help fighting off an illness...so you gove them help...medicine...detox is that medicine

[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

Perhaps it was... perhaps my charm got to her in a way she couldn't understand...it can have that effect on people.

[𝒉𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 丷 𝐨𝐟 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙳𝚂 @cynatomical]

infinite stairs—break your neck, die to internally bleeding. ( … ) fair point i guess. but still, rather lenient in my opinion.

[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

Oh I agree but...as im sure you know... Morty nature is... ingrained within us...it can be difficult to fight against it and grow a backbone. To realize our potential and what we can be without a Rick and him convincing us we're nothing but his side kick. A detox gets rid of

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[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

No anxiety

Confidence in spades

No Reliance on Rick

No worrying about what other's think about who I am or what I do.

I run my own successful business

Great grades in school since im not being almost killed by Rick every week

Pretty popular in school

I could go on...

[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

I mean they definitely FELT like attempts to permanently get rid of me since she seemed surprised to see me after the infinite stairs.

[𝒉𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 丷 𝐨𝐟 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙳𝚂 @cynatomical]

not sure if you should count those attempts of her trying to get rid of you. those were just 𝒘arnings. * though i’m surprised she didn’t kill you or send you to the blender dimension instead of… infinite stairs .ᐣ

[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

You're allowed to have a wrong opinion... that's okay. See detoxing takes away every bad thing about yourself and leaves only the positives....so...all my insufferableness is in the toxins

[𝑾𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏!~ @HealthiestMorty]

She's tried...twice...once by pushing me down infinite stairs and again with robo arms so....chance of success to get rid of me..is minimal im very resilient

[𝒉𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 丷 𝐨𝐟 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙳𝚂 @cynatomical]

( … 😟 ) yeah no i’m not gonna bother with you. for all i know you could be into this shit. i’ll just let her deal with you and with success get rid of you.

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘆 @ThePrimeMorty]

Deeetoox.~

Do they know you're a fraud @HealthiestMorty? Do they know? And have you let them in on your other secrets Morty? Are they ready to gut you? To torture half as well as I can just to find out the secrets?

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘆 @ThePrimeMorty]

@HealthiestMorty Haha really can't stand all the rest of these Mortys I mean...every one of them has some...fatal glitch in personality...whiners... freaks...crypts...cowards...every one of them! But not you Detox noooo not /you/ detox. For everyone else it must be hell...but it must be /heaven/