Until There Are Nine

Reader of books. I like my pencils, sewing and knitting needles, and debates to have sharp points. Waffles, family, work. Or family, waffles, work. Work is 3rd.

[Until There Are Nine @HealthyFamilySR]

@HarrisFanaroff Newborns are portable! Toddlers will keep you closer to home but they are cuddly and hilarious. Around 5, you can go places without all the equipment and also have real conversations. At every stage, you re-learn things through teaching them!

[Until There Are Nine @HealthyFamilySR]

@AKrumich @davidfrum Seriously. Or any of the thriving communities of readers on every social media platform.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“you’re going to become a cat lady living all alone in a book-filled apartment” is such a weird insult, like when a witch tries to curse you and accidentally gives you the life of your dreams. oh nooo not the cats and the books, how will I ever manage

[Until There Are Nine @HealthyFamilySR]

@JuliaEdits @megspeck @FatedMates Must be fate!

[Until There Are Nine @HealthyFamilySR]

@JuliaEdits @megspeck @FatedMates Thought you might like this! It’s the suggested order for reading all the Maas series for maximum emotional damage…I mean impact 😂 My only edit is to move Assassin’s Blade before Tower of Dawn! (Welcome to the Maasiverse!!)

[Until There Are Nine @HealthyFamilySR]

@saraschaefer1 …and cats 😂

[Until There Are Nine @HealthyFamilySR]

@samsanders I’m so excited for you I could fold a cryangle right now.

[Until There Are Nine @HealthyFamilySR]

In this house, we’re 100% Team Fraser. To go from the kind and empathetic respect he and Lee have for each other to this nasty, demeaning treatment from Sandy is whiplash to watch, must have been awful to experience.

[Until There Are Nine @HealthyFamilySR]

@AshleyJudd I’m so very sorry that your family has been violated like this. It’s completely unacceptable.

[Until There Are Nine @HealthyFamilySR]

@Chels335 @DannyPellegrino K*te, 100%. She had one of the boys institutionalized for several years. He’s free now, J*n got him released and K*te didn’t even show up to the hearing.

[Until There Are Nine @HealthyFamilySR]

@antijenic Check to see if you have a local (board/card) game store - a lot of them offer game nights, and every one I’ve been to is excited to help a new player get started!

[Until There Are Nine @HealthyFamilySR]

9: Mom, what was the old show where they first dumped slime on people?
Me: You Can’t Do That on Television 9: No, they really did!!! I saw video!! #XennialParents

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

Men appear to be too emotional and high strung to be in politics. 😂🤣😂🤣

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Welcome to the Waffle House of Representatives

[Until There Are Nine @HealthyFamilySR]

@mfredericks1x @ElieNYC Lying, backstabbing, delusions of grandeur, money of questionable origins…absolutely. Only thing missing is hair pulling.

[Heather Tenney @lmkia]

Fox News just said the dems should 'stand down' in the #Speakerofthehousevote. No sir, this is YOUR dumpster fire. You cut the tree, you built it, you lit the match. Clean it up yourselves.

[Until There Are Nine @HealthyFamilySR]

Not a “please clap” moment on the House floor 😂

[Until There Are Nine @HealthyFamilySR]

Happy Eddie is the best Househusband 🥰

[Eddie Osefo @IamEddieO]

Happy Humpday from your favorite smiling friend, Happy Eddie 😉