Glenn Healy

Documenting the borderline insane commentary and violent mood swings of TV's best backup goalie, Glenn Healy. Actual quotes during game time.

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#Raptors vs. #Cavs tmrw night. So one of those teams will spend one glorious day over .500 this season.

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.@NHLShanahan Why does injury matter on a suspension? Injury is a matter of luck, and it doesn't change the action or its intent.

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Why does Joffrey Lupul always look exhausted?

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"Great wingspread."

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Those of you that bet on who'd be first to assault a kid between me and Milbury, go ahead and settle up.

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Nobody says they have "ACL-tear-like symptoms." #NHL

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That #Pujols contract is going to be a great deal for the next three years!

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Healy, Pang, Wamsley, Vanbiesbrouck #NHLConferenceNames

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@jhuhn74 I like the four conference setup the way it was presented on #HNIC last night. But account for PHX moving!

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"They're going to compete for the top spot in the northeast all season long." #Leafs #Bruins #PipeDreams

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Makes sense to me.

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Go with your go-to guy.

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#FF @HealyPredicts

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Waiting for: #Flames fire Sutter, hire Carlyle.

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@gmillertsn But your flight leaving Calgary is clearly best for the organization's future.

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What a scoop! RT @bnharrington: Last-place Islanders struggling to score http://t.co/yrkGD6L0

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That'll turn shit around. RT @tsnbobmckenzie: CAR claims Andreas Nodl on waivers from PHI.

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Here's a great piece on Iginla http://t.co/sjiA2Npa RT @wyshynski: Trade Jarome Iginla while the price is high http://t.co/u7FBDrng

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Comeau is a decent hole-filler for the #Flames this season, and is also a nice addition to their list of expiring contracts.

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A show called #AfterHours should be way sexier than this (@CBCAfterHours) http://t.co/2op3PTuS