Overheard at Circlet

Tweets of things overheard at the offices of Circlet Press-- context-free for extra hilarity.

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"I think I have a cat hair under my question mark."

"That's the most you thing I've ever heard you say."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"Now that it's cuddle season."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"Yay! The internet is speaking to me again. Which probably means I need to update my dose."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"I don't want humans looking at our book covers."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"I think we had a plan. [...] I think this was on purpose."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"It's a good thing air conditioning is not monogamous."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"She was a femme fatale[...]"
"And now she's a butch fatale!"

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"They needed more stuff like giant hamster ball."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"I like knowing things."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"I try not to be like 'I'm going to be 2,000 miles away for your birthday. Bye! Have fun!' "

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"Would you like to cut the fingers off of your baby or would you like us to cut them off for you?"

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"It was the best of times; it was the worst of times?"
"It was the pretty goodest of times."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"It's been two years since I've taken it out and showed anybody."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"It's steeped in ambient pompousness."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"It's actually kind of interesting if only for the hairstyles."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"If you're going to be impolite, you have to be impolite to everybody."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"We're allowed to ship porn to Switzerland, right?"

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"Why is this so sticky?" | "Why is this stiff?"
"That's what she said."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"The doohickies came in! The-- the thingies. As you can see, I can't noun today. Show her the thingies."

[Overheard at Circlet @HeardAtCirclet]

"Well, shit, I'm not going to get the chance to eat before starting a Twitter firestorm."