OverheardInSaratoga

Coments and discussions overheard in and around Saratoga Springs that had to be shared with the masses.

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“She may be ugly, but she isn’t fat.”

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@TheNYRA the bathroom situation is unacceptable

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The escalator is working.

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“Who do you ride in the next race?”- Drunk guy to outrider in the bathroom.

“The pony.” - Outrider

“I get it, you can’t give tips.” - Drunk guy.

[OverheardInSaratoga @HeardNToga]

The Belmont … in Saratoga … we’re back!!

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“There’s so much water on the floor of the men’s bathroom, it might have a tide.”

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“This town doesn’t have a deep enough appreciation of You’re So Vain by Carly Simon.”

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“The escalator’s broken!” - Everyone

[OverheardInSaratoga @HeardNToga]

@DallasStewart3 We understand, Dallas. Trust us.

[OverheardInSaratoga @HeardNToga]

“God forbid I hear Adele right now.”

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“They played Lit. Again.”

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“Is Tom Petty coming to SPAC this year?”

[OverheardInSaratoga @HeardNToga]

@BH_CCrosby Sounds right

[T.A. Pletcher @NotTheToddster]

I bless the rains down in Saratoga....

[OverheardInSaratoga @HeardNToga]

“I’m still not peeing clear, guys.”

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“They we’re trying to get me to do meth with them. They’re nice guys and they said they were just here to party. But holy shit.”

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“Coulda, shoulda, woulda ... the holy trinity of regret.” - dejected gambler.

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“What’s the difference between a trifecta and a trifecta squared?”

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“The ratio of guys to girls in yoga ... it’s a man’s paradise.”

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“What are we going to find today? An exacta box of luck and love.”