𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓢𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓽

Featherless biped.
Opportunistic Omnivore.
I'll stop if you do.

[𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓢𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓽 @Heardbeast]

The only free cheese is in the mousetrap.

[𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓢𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓽 @Heardbeast]

https://t.co/8OufI5BmCX

[𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓢𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓽 @Heardbeast]

@BrockWarkentin @sarobertson_ I'm continually astonished at how a PM can make these types of seminal changes without even discussion in the House.

Not even the pretense of democracy.

[𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓢𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓽 @Heardbeast]

@JJ_McCullough

[𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓢𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓽 @Heardbeast]

@guyfelicella Nice try, loser.

[G @stevensongs]

Elon Musk has enough money now to fix every McDonald's ice cream machine, but he won't because he only thinks of himself.

[𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓢𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓽 @Heardbeast]

@JudyMaxB @BCSupremeCourt Its the Gitskan Hereditary Chiefs' office in Smithers. Those arseholes are unelected, and were the main driver of the violent protests against the gas line when it went through.

This is all about establishing a (fictional) presence so they can block the oil pipeline.

[Rensy @RensyMo]

My great grandmother in 1950 escaped Syria with travel ban that was placed on Jews til 1993.
On her journey with her grandchildren to get to Israel, she stopped in Beirut.
Some thugs caught her, decapitated her and murdered the children.
We will not be defenseless Jews anymore

[Terry Newman @terrynewman]

Nothing exemplifies Canada's tall poppy syndrome more than its refusal to be proud of Elon Musk's connection to us. We are so tiring, seriously.

[Michelle Rempel Garner @MichelleRempel]

I wonder why @elonmusk, who is Canadian, decided not to build his civilization-changing, historic-levels-of-wealth-creating companies in Canada?

It will remain a mystery.

[𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓢𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓽 @Heardbeast]

@katewerk It's not about the food.

They know what Avi Lewis will do to their seat count if his 'People's Grocery Stores' lunacy takes 5-10% of votes away.

So they gotta out-stupid the NDP on food, which is challenging but achievable, given the voting block.

[Free West Citizen @itsTim_eh]

Calgary…please remember to only water your moose on your scheduled day, during approved hours…& never on Mondays.

We’re all in this together.

Don’t be greedy, @mooseincrisis.

[Stephen Gordon @stephenfgordon]

I will believe that a Canadian politican or a Canadian pundit is serious about how monopolies make food prices higher than they should be the minute they start pointing their fingers at the Dairy Cartel as the absolute worst example.

[𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓢𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓽 @Heardbeast]

@ChrisParry @RussBafari @dewayna44 Don't know if you noticed, but he's kinda busy.

If you know how to do this, we'd all like to hear it.

[𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓢𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓽 @Heardbeast]

@bugimane @Bitcoin_Teddy Oh fuck off.

[nozryc @nozryc]

@Bitcoin_Teddy Communists are furious that people at Elons companies own the means of production.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

First ever photograph of a newly hatched electrician (with the eggshell still on top of his head) 😂

[𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓢𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓽 @Heardbeast]

@ErikLindy @lippyent Shot my first animal with one when I was 8, a Cedar Waxwing.

I burst into tears when I picked it up. What a tragic waste of a life.

Never shot anything since that I didn't intend to eat.

[𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓢𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓽 @Heardbeast]

@robggill How much have you donated?

[𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓿𝓮 𝓢𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓽 @Heardbeast]

@BellikOzan @TheGreyMouser__ That was a pretty prolix alternative to "dolt".

You're too valuable to waste your time on idiots.

[Kevin Patrick Mahaffey @dropalltables]

Oh yes, I remember that Bond film where the villain decarbonized the auto industry, brought fast internet to everyone on the planet, and helped paralyzed people interact with the world again.