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Latina Comedy Writer. I “user error” through life. Can be bribed with Pozole.

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Co-worker: How old are you?

Me: Young enough to have kids, old enough to know at what cost.

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It’s sad that Superman will never experience a deep tissue massage.

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If people can believe in crypto, then I can believe in crystals.

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Every time I ask chatgpt to rewrite an email, it takes its sweet ass time.

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The best thing to ever happen to a Capricorn was ChatGPT.

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Keanu Reeves on @snl. Is this how manifesting works?

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RIP @Twitter

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Darth Vader was a dropout.

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I wish I had the dewy skin of a borg queen.

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I love that bennifer is making a robert downey jr level comeback. 👏🏽happy👏🏽for👏🏽you

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I’ve used “holistically” way too many times this week.

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@calebsaysthings As an HR professional, I’m stoked to see this!!! Congrats!!

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Knives 🔪 🔪 tonight at 9:30 pm at @CICTheater !!

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@aadip @roadmapwriters A hoodie.

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Me in my family’s group chat:

“Hey Team!”

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My “Under the Tuscan Sun” moment even though I’m in Spain and can’t afford to buy a dilapidated villa.

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So much.

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I love you bread (thread).

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I love you so much!

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@BryanSteil If he can’t figure out how to use a mask he shouldn’t be in congress.

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@reese_shapiro “Time after time” lol!