Ethan

YO! I’m Ethan and I’m the coolest trainer in all of Johto AND Kanto xD

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

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Since most of my parodies have this.. HELLO! I am not so good at these types of things.. i am a minor, I wish to not have NSFW accounts, Proship, and anything of the such following me due to this… thank you for understanding! //

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

@LeafGreen1996 HEY! I’m a cool dude!

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

@FeralGator1999 Hey. Listen, if Falkner was in your way of driving.. would you really move?

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

@pkmnTrainrRed96 What? Of course not! I’m.. i’m just.. SURPRISED! That a girl would even want to talk to Silver!

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

@sskibidimilo .. Whuh?— of course not! I have Whitney after all.. it’s just.. just.. noting!

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

Can you believe it? Silver’s been hanging out with a .. a .. a GIRL!! And it’s that pretty girl from Kanto! Agghh!!!

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

@volo_chef … busy guy! Yup. Mhm!

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

@TwinleafLucas08 Nah.. but I wouldn’t mind having it, ya’know!

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

I got a lot of people’s numbers! You think I could make a huge meet up with those guys?

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

@SoulSilver1999 Oooh! A girl? Silver’s got ‘game’!

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

@HeartGold2009 Cyndaquil

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

@LeafGreen1996 Woah! Hey! That’s not what I said..! Don’t try to use puppy dog eyes!

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

@pkmncrystal2000 Yeah! Some guy on this app told me that it was a doggy!

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

@pkmnTrainrRed96 Must be jealous I got myself such a pretty lass! Hehe

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

Me and Whitney are getting pretty serious! We went to a restaurant together, just the two of us!

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

Mom keeps buying all this junk.. with the money I SAVE.. I guess it’s ok.. most of the stuff she buys helps me anyways

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

@pkmncrystal2000 H— HEY! Don’t let him do that!

[Ethan @HeartGold1999]

@SoulSilver1999 Whaat? Nah! I was complementing it! I wish I could dye my hair!