Saracastaholic

Lover of Jesus, Texas, Dr. Pepper. Middle school teacher. Exhausted.

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

Hello @McDonalds.

I’d like to propose a French Fry Happy Hour.

A simple combo: fries + a drink. That’s it. That’s the business model.

I believe this could revolutionize the industry. We could make history here. Have your people call my people.

Thanks for your consideration.

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

Will be on day two of period for this international flight. Accepting prayers at this time.

[bita // بیتا @_b33ts]

Iranian here!

I want to thank American leftists for educating me these past few days & correcting my understanding of Iran & radical Islam

I almost trusted my own experience, my parents’ trauma, and what my family in Iran endures daily instead of your wisdom. What would I have done without your tweets & tiktoks ❤️

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

I don’t care what side you’re on…

Comparing any US President to the leaders of the Iranian regime doesn’t make your point. It just cheapens and makes light of the horrors the Iranian people have lived.

Get a grip.

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

I, for one, will always remember the Ayatollah for his "bushy beard and easy smile."

https://t.co/5x7LUyf5NQ

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

Just to throw it out there.

Along with an actual useful in emergencies first aid kit, I think airlines should start having a flight attendant on board that gets a stipend for having legitimate emergency medical experience.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

IRAN'S REP TO THE UN: “I have one word only: I advise to the representative of the United States to be polite. It will be better for yourself and the country you represent.”

MIKE WALTZ: “I'm not going to dignify this with another response, especially, as this representative sits here, in this body, representing a regime that has killed tens of thousands of its own people and imprisoned many more simply for wanting freedom from your tyranny."

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

If you’re siding with the regime of Iran, I invite you to personally be the one to tell the women making a stand to place those hijabs back on their heads, find their male guardian, and resume life where they can be married off legally as children or thrown in jail for nothing.

[CJ Pearson @Cjpearson]

Requiring everyone who wants to share their opinion with me on Iran to point it out in a map.

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

Praying for the people of Iran.

May the tide turn against the abhorrent, nauseating evils that not only run rampant but are systematically engrained into the fabric of your existence.

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

A little lost when friends go on and on about the horrors of the Epstein files and what happens to children (fair) but also argue vehemently for abortion rights (umm).

[horse @horsetwting]

who tf is out here keeping Dr. Pepper in business

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

Our world is so inundated with sad and grief and hatred and anger and lament.

Whether well meaning or fear mongering or just plain ranting… it’s heavy.

We weren’t meant to know all the things, take in all the emotions, or react to every event.

We’re only human.

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

@SharkHomeUS if you guys wanna send me one of those Shark Blade Cool and Heat fans to test out in my classroom, just let me know. Have your people call my people.

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

Is there no escape from the ai cartoon profile pictures

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

Dear @netflix, I’d like to see the @Stranger_Things gang start hunting down other rogue science-gone-bad creatures terrorizing small towns. Think Supernatural meets Goonies.

I’ll help brainstorm. Have your people call my people. 💁🏻‍♀️

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

@TxDPS What magical portal, worm hole, blood sacrifice, ancient voodoo ritual do I need to do to talk to an actual DPS human? Or are those a myth? I’ve tried every number, sent every email, filled out every form, and talked to every chat bot.

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

Suggestion @Walmart … if the one I need with 105 quantity is out of stock, can you let the shopper get more than one of the 36 pack?

Signed,
A Tired Teacher Who Will Still Have To Go To Walmart Tonight

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

I’m not saying my last tweet had anything to do with this, but I’m also not not saying it

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

OKAY WE HEAR YOU and we hate when y’all are mad at us. ​
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We’re working on bringing Skillet Queso back to Chili’s very soon. Stay tuned for a date.

[Saracastaholic @HeartTruly]

Um, @Chilis. What’s with the queso deprivation?