Heart Enterprises

Providing the fuel we need to keep the arteries of America’s highways clogged for the next hundred years. Questions/concerns: 325-400-DGAF (3423)

[Heart Enterprises @Heart_a_tech]

Just got a creepy-as-fuck email from @mastersuniv:

“The best cultural critics should be Christians. But this doesn’t come naturally. Naturally, people are pagans, and rebels against God and His Truth. They must be converted, and then educated in His ways”

[Blood Drive Season 1 @BloodDriveTV]

Don’t know who did this, but I’ll murder a grandma for you. #BloodDrive #Bleeders #FYC

[Heart Enterprises @Heart_a_tech]

#BloodDrive blu-rays are already out of stock and OUR stocks are soaring. Time to refurbish the company death labyrinth!

[Blood Drive Season 1 @BloodDriveTV]

Hey #Bleeders down under, I hear Santa Slink came early this year! Enjoy the show which shamelessly exploited your cinema history, now on blu-ray!

#BloodDrive #Grindhouse #Ozploitation

[Heart Enterprises @Heart_a_tech]

We have our best people working on it. https://t.co/gzHmALqFrC

[Heart Enterprises @Heart_a_tech]

This is so sad, so many of our good friends are really nervous tonight. Our thoughts and prayers are with you. https://t.co/CmKq5pqkAd

[Heart Enterprises @Heart_a_tech]

Don't fist them or cum for them, it's what they want! https://t.co/L9Sp2Bt0IJ

[Heart Enterprises @Heart_a_tech]

@BleederJDhouze @SmaxCandy @BloodDriveSYFY Then we'll need a dozen, round 'em up!

[Heart Enterprises @Heart_a_tech]

@Julian_Slink @dalmatianjaws @BleederJDhouze @SmaxCandy Deploying representatives immediately. To watch the fight.

[Heart Enterprises @Heart_a_tech]

@SenTedCruz Ted we think people might see through your fake Christian veneer. Take note from us: being openly evil is so much more fun.

[Heart Enterprises @Heart_a_tech]

We're glad you recovered from surgery @SenTedCruz. First the face, now the penis, soon Heart will have you to full weasel potential! https://t.co/T1INK1xxM4

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

The losers last night were the millions of Americans harmed by #Obamacare

[Heart Enterprises @Heart_a_tech]

A man who knows how to put his agenda first and his countrymen second. We ❤️ you @SpeakerRyan https://t.co/K2Pltgf7ao

[Paul Ryan @SpeakerRyan]

@Reince I congratulate Secretary Kelly, and look forward to working closely to advance our agenda.

[Infamous Rodbuddah @SamoanBlack]

Once you remember that the cars feed on blood, 'moral flexibility' is better than being stranded, right..? #RenewBloodDrive https://t.co/6ZzCOkELy4

[Twiz aka Charlotte. @twiztidmojo]

Make me #RenewBloodDrive https://t.co/9DmPTeCAQc

[Yvonne Zackory @ccsnumbr1fan]

Remember guys, TOMORROW NIGHT WATCH LIVE! DVR AND WATCH! WATCH ONLINE! Be sure to watch live! #BloodDrive #RenewBloodDrive

[Tera Burdzy @TeraBurdzy]

Yes Slink's coming back. Can't wait to see what he does!! #BloodDrive #BllodDriveSYFY #RenewBloodDrive

[Laughing Coyote @laughing_coyote]

It's a great day when you can't keep up with all the @BloodDriveSYFY tweets! #RenewBloodDrive #BloodDrive #bleeders

[Shilo Adams @sda0918]

The Gentleman's face when Arthur comes in is me anytime Arthur's on screen. #BloodDrive #RenewBloodDrive