Forrest Gump

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

@_willcompton Portnoy did it

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@TheBearsBurner No chance Womack really shows your knowledge

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

@BarstoolBigCat I’d love to talk to you about why scheduling easier out of conference opponents will be a good thing for teams like Alabama. Also, you said if Alabama beat the number 1 team that would help their case into getting into the playoff but they defeated the #2 team who won the SEC????

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

@laz_versalles played against them in a Ryder Cup format over a month ago. They asked us to rank our 10 best players so everyone could be matched up accordingly. Our 9th ranked guy is named JaMarcus & they sent us back an email that they would like to make it 8 Man team instead of 10

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

@BarstoolBigCat Do you think BFW tries to get to work so early so that he doesn’t have to feel tardy anymore than he actually is

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

@BarstoolBigCat Why do we not see many autistic football players

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@jackmac Tirelli had it 49-46 DP I’m sure

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@_willcompton Would you rather relive your favorite memory or forget your worst memory

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

@PFTCommenter Hoping to see a Taylor measure an in-seam, but a Jackson gets in her way. Bc I’m horny

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

PREACH IT WILLIE

[Roll Tide Willie🥋 @ChadHorneRTR]

Thank you Coach Saban

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

@BanUnsweetTea Tears

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@MsCharlotteWWE Paul will take good care of you 👍🏻

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

Thank God this naysayer is leaving

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Alabama starting center Seth McLaughlin is expected to enter the NCAA Transfer Portal, @_NickKelly reports.

https://t.co/4ePrWc7UOn

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

@dak @The_Luke_Miller @LeadFromBehind This guy is wants us to all get cancer!!!!!! It’s a joke to him!!!!!!

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

@Mazeboy4 4 , have you ever seen officiating that bad in 60 minutes????

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

@Mazeboy4 Tell em 4!!!!

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

💦💦

[Marquis Maze @Mazeboy4]

Fuck them trees

[Marquis Maze @Mazeboy4]

Y’all talk about Harvey Updyke killing trees but don’t say shit about these companies that kill trees daily is wild, y’all muthafuckers hunt deer but y’all crying bout some damn trees is funny to me Rip Harvey and Roll Tide. Bama by 30 Saturday fuck Auburn 🤣

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

Was a bit premature but still

[Forrest Gump @HeartbreakGump]

Ur ass is done