Fagin

In this life, just one thing counts- it's in the bank, in large amounts. I'm afraid these don't grow on trees, so you've got to pick-a-pocket or two.

[Fagin @HeartlessFagin]

@masterbates345 I heard there is a sale going on for handkerchiefs dear so be alert.

[Fagin @HeartlessFagin]

@Roseisbae she isn't even married yet dear

[Fagin @HeartlessFagin]

@urfavebeadle @Roseisbae Hoo needs skool, dear, when you've got all the monye yu cud posibli want!

[Fagin @HeartlessFagin]

@urfavebeadle my dear, I think you are confused... we live in England! No one gets divorced here!

[Fagin @HeartlessFagin]

@MeatheadSikes has failed at yet another robbery. #typical

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What a fine thing capital punishment is! Dead men never repent; dead men never bring awkward stories to light. #watchyourbackoliver

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@Roseisbae oh dear, you must have to except it and move on.

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@Roseisbae she is so unsupportive! You should abandon your unsupportive life and come work for me!

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@olivertwist has disappeared on me AGAIN. #firstworldproblems

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Master Bates won't stop laughing...#SendForHelp

[Fagin @HeartlessFagin]

The Artful Dodger has been caught while painting the opposite of a masterpiece.
#PrayForTheArtful