Heather

Sassy. Coffee Addict. Dog Mom.

[Sean Leonard @omensean]

@Heat_Lynn5 whispering: "That looks like a bag of coke under that car..."

Me goes to investigate

Me: "Its a ketchup packet."

😂😂😂

#shitmywifesays

[Erin Brockovich @ErinBrockovich]

In the end it wasn't the "powerful" men, it was a young girl who stood before the world and took an oath.

I'm not the least bit surprised.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

It’s the guns. Not the doors. Not video games. Not Godlessness. It is the guns. It’s the fucking guns. It’s the guns. The guns. The guns. For fuck’s sake, what are we doing?

[Heather @Heat_Lynn5]

My favorite part of @MyFavMurder is Elvis’s meows at the end of the episodes. I need an episode full of only Elvis want a cookie - “MEOWWWW”.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

gorgeous girls say “I’ll just have a little snack” then eat a whole brick of cheese

[Heather @Heat_Lynn5]

The things I would do for a blueberry pomegranate mango smoothie from Wawa……🤤

[Heather @Heat_Lynn5]

Wonders why I’m lightheaded and dizzy. Remembers it’s 1 pm and all I’ve had today is about 40 ounces of cold brew coffee 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Heather @Heat_Lynn5]

At what age do you get good at being an adult? I’ve been adult for 10 years now (wow I’m old) and I still leave the house lightheaded with a headache and have to stop to get food and iced coffee so I don’t die on my outing 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Heather @Heat_Lynn5]

I was today years old when I found out what a bunion was and that I’ve had one for years and never knew 🤣

[Heather @Heat_Lynn5]

@omensean It’s Jesus day?

[Heather @Heat_Lynn5]

Can someone from @ChickfilA please teach @McDonalds that two small slivers of pickles IS NOT EXTRA PICKLES?!?!?!?!?!

[Heather @Heat_Lynn5]

I forgot that you existed. And I thought that it would kill me, but it didn't. And it was so nice, so peaceful and quiet. I forgot that you existed.

[Heather @Heat_Lynn5]

I’ve already gotten two compliments today. Look out world I am basically famous.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Every vote must be counted. No one is going to take our democracy away from us, not now, not ever.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump showed the country last night just how unfit he is to be president. If you weren't able to bear watching it, we condensed it down to one minute for you:

[Heather @Heat_Lynn5]

“Heyyyyyy that’s my gooch!!!!!!” 🤣
#ShitmyHusbandSays
@omensean

[Heather @Heat_Lynn5]

It’s only the first day of fall and I’m online looking at Christmas Card designs 🤣

[Heather @Heat_Lynn5]

My mood for all of 2020 so far