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[Storyteller Lemmy @LemmySmackett]

"His power level is over 9000? That's nothing, Gohan. When you grow up, you're gonna learn big numbers aren't everything."

"But—"

"Just listen: I have to blow into a little tube when I start my car."

"Okay."

"It's called an Ignition Interlock Device. Court ordered. It detects my blood alcohol concentration level."

"Uh huh.

"And if it's over 0.08%, I can't drive."

"Wow."

"Zero point zero eight, Gohan. That's all it takes to get a DWI. Remember that."

"Okay."

"Zero point zero eight."

"Zero point zero eight."

"And then it won't matter what your power level is because you won't be able to drive 6 blocks down to the nearest ABC liquor on a Friday night, and get yourself a little treat for being such a great coach."

"Huh."

"It's a travesty, Gohan!"

"A travesty."

"And I'm living it. I'm living the travesty."

"Coach, if you don't mind me asking—"

"Hm?"

"Couldn't you just walk?"

[pft] "Walk."

"It's only six blocks..."

"What's the furtherest you've ever walked, Gohan?"

"Well—"

"Cause I'll tell you right now: you get an apartment on the wrong side of town, you're gonna learn some blocks are longer than others."

"—actually, everyone in my family can fly."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Huh. That must be very convenient for you."

"Coach, can I ask another question?"

"Shoot."

"Why's it called a DWI?"

"Nobody knows, Gohan. They used to call it a DUI, but they changed it."

"..."

"And no one knows why."

[Department Of Deportations @DoDeportations]

This Canadian is in America on a temporary visa

I don’t think visa holders should be allowed to celebrate murder and terrorism.

Do you?

[New York Post @nypost]

Mamdani and AOC spotted laughing at 9/11 ceremony while families cry https://t.co/iUC2gq7dN7

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

AOC and Mamdani were seen laughing together as the names of 9/11 victims were read at Ground Zero.

[Heatblast @Heatblast_10]

@SGR5N @Dexerto If he’s only seeing his kids on weekends has it occurred to you that he’s likely divorced and his ex wife got the bulk of his assets forcing him to this?

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Just so everyone understands what just happened in Charlotte NC:

>woman rams cop with car
>gets $3k bond
>leaves jail
>gets indicted for Assault With Deadly Weapon
>still no jail
>same woman rams 2nd man with car 3 weeks later
>gets $10k bond
>charges DISMISSED
>walks free

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

CHARLOTTE RESIDENTS, BEWARE

Diquan Shafar Hunt (14 prior arrests) is on the loose, filming himself attacking white women

Please spread this info

[C3 @C_3C_3]

There are 42 states that hold Bartenders and Waiters accountable if the customers they over serve kill someone but 0 states that hold Judges and Parole Boards accountable if the criminals they release kill someone.

Insane.

[Justin Joseph @HuNteR_Jjx]

I'm gonna need whatever armor the ladies of the Autumn got on for my Halo Campaign Evolved LASO playthrough 🤣

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Remember when people were telling you abortion only happens when the kids are just a ''clump of cells''?

They obviously lied, this is murder.

[Daniel Concannon @TooWhiteToTweet]

Jamell Monzure Lewis of Indianapolis is the man who committed federal felonies today by fraudulently impersonating Shiloh Hendrix here on X, soliciting and collecting donation money, then livestreaming a celebration.

We have his name, age, address, phone number, social media accounts, everything.

We have the fraudulent Shiloh account archived.

We have the full celebration/admission video.

Now the question is if we'll have justice.

[Heatblast @Heatblast_10]

@TheNotoriousMMA It’s not, take the payout if it becomes decent profit

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I believe in one God,
the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.

I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the Only Begotten Son of God,
born of the Father before all ages.

God from God,
Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made,
consubstantial with the Father;
through Him all things were made.

For us men and for our salvation
He came down from heaven,

and by the Holy Spirit
was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.

For our sake He was crucified under Pontius Pilate,
He suffered death and was buried,
and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Scriptures.

He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.

He will come again in glory
to judge the living and the dead,
and His kingdom will have no end.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Lord, the Giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son,
who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,
who has spoken through the prophets.

I believe in one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church.

I confess one Baptism
for the forgiveness of sins,

and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead
and the life of the world to come.

Amen. 🙏🏼

[Matt Forney @mattforney]

You people are so desperate for the left to not kill you like they killed Charlie Kirk that you're overtly helping Tyler Robinson's defense.

That's also why you all suddenly became anti-Israel, BTW.

You are all cowards and traitors.

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

Charlie Kirk is dead because a left wing tranny lover shot him. Pass it on

[Chud Dudley, Eldritch Misfit @TrvthfvlTreason]

I have zero respect for “right wing” people who spent years acknowledging how the left wants us dead but then see this deformed troon-loving freak and say “Erika Kirk/Israel did it”. Absolute retards.

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

I tried to tell this guy this four years ago and he called me a zogshill lmao

[Heatblast @Heatblast_10]

@JP1996K @uglykgb @dblove02 @unonumero_56 Did Oda not show Zoro wounding Kaido? To the same, if not a greater extent, than the other 2? Maybe you read AI summaries of One Piece, but you haven’t read the same manga that I have