Heather B

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

When you buy a new razor @Target & get home to find it’s clearly been used and there’s someone else’s hair in it 🤢🤢 #whatiswrongwithpeple #NeverAgain

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

@TrishMiller2030 @HRBlock @TrishMiller2030 please DM me which service you use now

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

@HRBlock are scammers. Never using them again!! Users beware: check your software options 17 times because they won’t allow you to switch products or offer a refund. Despicable. #hrblock #taxseason @HRBlockAnswers

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

@lill_boww Yaaassss my man

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

@lill_boww Be mine bb girl

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

You’re a moron

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

So horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out. Must act quickly!

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

dead on floor ... could you IMAGINE

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

Recovering from food poisoning = this

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

Ok but is it acceptable to post a Craig’s list ad looking for someone to massage your head for free? Asking for a friend.

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

Yesterday Netflix, today Instagram. It’s like the sign of the apocalypse around here

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

@amandahurwitt Mine is Roquefort sooooo... never even had that in my life

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

#netflix is down and this is really ruining my post-work relaxation time

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

he’s innocent https://t.co/OiaibhEQHD

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

Who else remembers PB&J Otter tho cuz I have the Noodle Song stuck in my head

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

@amandahurwitt I hope that pasta had cheese on it

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

Laying on the couch watching tv while the boys take out all the trash and clean the kitchen. Never felt so blessed to live here

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

Someone def just farted in this Uber pool and not even my million layers perfume can cover this one #sos

[Heather B @HeathBarCrunch4]

Rly hate it when you get home from an A+ hair / outfit / face day and didn’t see anyone of importance