Heath Morgan

Former PAC-12 football enjoyer. Disturber of the peace. Chipotle boycotter. 6th grade spelling bee champ. Can dunk on most days (I’m white).

[Heath Morgan @HeathMorgan31]

Me yelling at the bartender trying to order drinks for the fellas all at once:

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@tim_griffin_7 This one is gonna keep me up at night. Forgot that the 2025 NBA Champions OKC Thunder existed.

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@RhettCards @dgoold Wow. Awful news. Looks like I’ll have to heckle a few jersey shore bartenders at 2:20 in the afternoon to put this on or else I’m taking my talents to streameast

[Heath Morgan @HeathMorgan31]

“Dad, what was it like growing up with Around the Horn?”

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@RhettCards That’s crazy I’m finding out about this from your tweet…I will forever miss Woody Paige’s jokes on his chalkboard

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No, this isn’t football. This is Colorado Rockies baseball. Gotta feel for their 200 fans but I will be riding the +3.5 (!!!) today because that is a spread I’ve never seen. #MileHigh

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Port authority is a GTA server

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@tim_griffin_7 @RhettCards Wow good to see Luke “Captain Consistency” Glendening is still kicking it. Red wings legend and you could always pencil him for 3 hits and 2 blocked shots

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Absolutely NOTHING like taking a NRFI and seeing the ball fly out of the yard on the first pitch. Fuck you Twins. Didn’t even have a chance to sweat…just dead

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@RhettCards Also thought I should let you know I have officially placed a wager on blues ML…doesn’t feel right at all…but coin doesn’t care about feelings

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@RhettCards hopped in the time machine today and came across this little gem of a song. Wanted to see if you remember and get you a little extra hyped up before 1pm puck drop… “smoke, fire, it’s all going up”. We were the two best dmen to ever touch that game 🤥 #pinchingworks

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Battlehawks win!

I may have to move to St. Louis.

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Playing prevent defense (doing the bare minimum) @tim_griffin_7

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Currently QB kneeling at the office (taking a shit past 4PM) #LANK

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A $1.08 million dollar nut is crazy work. Ant better be working on that pullout game

[Chiukwujioke_Proudly Anioma @chiukwujioke]

NBA star Anthony Edwards made a historic move by paying $1,080,000 in child support all at once, covering 18 years worth of payments. 😲

That’s $5,000 a month—but he decided to settle it all up front. The message is clear: “Don’t ask me for a thing for the next 18 years!”

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@tim_griffin_7 @NotALandLubber @RhettCards @beefncheddar3 Chat did I cook???
@RhettCards @beefncheddar3 @tim_griffin_7

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Thought about Jedd Gyorko today and figured I should let yall know.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Yankees analyst that discovered you should put more wood where the bat hits the ball

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@RhettCards @BR_OpenIce @NCAAIceHockey Not to mention I may or may not have done a couple of horrendous group projects with some of those guys. #SurviveAndAdvance

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@RhettCards @BR_OpenIce @NCAAIceHockey Insane run the Big Red have been on. Would be one of the crazier underdog stories if they pull it off. Down goes Sparty!