Heath Williams

(RP)
MWE Exclusive.
Inaugural & RIGHTFUL Heath Williams Champion
(ALWAYS - FOREVER)

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

#OOC Kinda missing making my weekly submissions into @MWEfed

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

We circle over and over...

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

Not if I wear yours like a meat dress Lady Gaga style first.

[Devin Hearst @BeastofTenHorns]

You’re all betrayers and snakes and I’ll wear their skin like board shorts.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

@KissTheThief In another three days his favorite color will be eleven.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

It's okay. I've seen the Doctor, and I am still 99.99% capable of procreation. Oh, and I've also been cleared for the PPV.

[Devin Hearst @BeastofTenHorns]

All that scheming outdone by a swift kick to the knackers. Work smarter, not harder!

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

@TheEfedPodcast No, that'd be stupid.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

Go whisper that in the War Games structure.

[... @DesuAidoru]

If that's how you wanna handle your career, that's your choice. But I find it funny how you're constantly taking these shortcuts, yet you and I are still in the exact same place as one another.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

Oh, stop it. Nobody likes a sour puss. Look, I get it, you're bummed that I'm getting my shot before you get yours... But patience is a virtue, Kelsey. Sooner you learn that the better.

[... @DesuAidoru]

Right, phrasing...

Where's your pride? However you wanna put it, you didn't earn that title match.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

Pfft, Grace van Beek gave me the title shot you silly little girl.

[... @DesuAidoru]

What a surprise...

When you're not giving yourself title belts, you're giving yourself title matches.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

You've really got a thing for knees, huh?

[Devin Hearst @BeastofTenHorns]

God, you’re such a fucking dork. I’m gonna enjoy bending your knees in the wrong direction.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

Your house, huh? I'll keep that in mind when I'm tucking you in for bedtime, right in the centre of the ring.

[Devin Hearst @BeastofTenHorns]

Ohhhhhh I’mma make you famous, haircut! You might own the arena, but it’s MY HOUSE NOW.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

Can we not act as if you didn't try to intervene first?

[Pierce @tobepierce]

F**k The Revolution.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

That why you recently attacked an aforementioned blonde girl? Monkey see, monkey do? Tryna be one of the cool kids?

[Devin Hearst @BeastofTenHorns]

Yup. No examples. Just bad insults. Maybe you should just stick to fighting blonde girls. More your speed.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

If you truly bled charisma you would be as adept in the art of indirect direction as I am. You want to say that I'M just like everyone else around here? Take a good look in the mirror Mr 2 Dimensional. Heh, now I see why you went after whatsherface.

[Devin Hearst @BeastofTenHorns]

I’m noticing a pattern. When you don’t have a real response, you break out the “duuuh NICE TRY TRY AGAIN”. I bleed charisma. You have to google responses. If you want tips on how to not suck I’ll give you a discount on lessons. I’m a Good Samaritan.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

When a Magician says he's going to pull a bunny out of his hat, and instead pulls out thin air, that's when you know he's out of tricks. Try again dipstick.

[Devin Hearst @BeastofTenHorns]

That’s a real nice way of saying “nobody wants to watch me wrestle” but alright, bruh.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

This is all one big game. I play my moves with precision, when and where I see fit to play them. You might be one of the top players... but I'm gonna be the one taking out your high score.

[Devin Hearst @BeastofTenHorns]

Bitch, you’re the same loud mouth as everyone else. You just got a bad haircut on top of it. I also showed up after you. Won that main title pretty damn quick. What’s your excuse, kid gloves?

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

Let me? LET ME? I'm in your house because I stormed in through that front door, and broke it down with an eviction notice in my pocket that you're LUCKY I ain't handed you yet.

[Devin Hearst @BeastofTenHorns]

In what capacity? Cause dude, I’ve seen you wrestle and fucking yikes! Go ask every other dude who said they were guaranteed to beat me since I got here. Know what they have in common? They lost, bruh. I’m kind enough to let you live in my house. I deserve a thank you.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

Referees can count too. And they'll have absolutely no problem counting to 3 when I inevitably take the Riot Championship from ya.

[Devin Hearst @BeastofTenHorns]

4,5,6. Congrats on counting.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

1, 2, 3...

[Devin Hearst @BeastofTenHorns]

Wouldn’t count on it, sweetums.

[Heath Williams @HeathWilliams78]

Looks to be a great night for The Revolution, with my guaranteed victory in the Rumble, and Pinhead's guaranteed victory against Jenni Anderson, gold is in our immediate future.

[Millennium Wrestling Enterprise @MWEfed]

#Riot comes back this Saturday from Melbourne with the quarter finals matches of the #MWEIntercontinental championship tournament and the #RiotRumble.

Check the full card here
#DownUnderTour #RiotInVictoria
https://t.co/1xA5yWebF0