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[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

I’m torn between wishing she’d stay this little forever and being excited to see who she will grow up to be. 🌻❤️

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

When a pregnancy craving hits for a restaurant that is no longer in business…

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

All this baby wants me to live off of is Allsups burritos and chicken strips with gravy. This kid has to get it together because I refuse to gain 60 pounds again with this pregnancy. 🤦‍♀️

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

The picture I have in my head is never replicated with execution. 🤦‍♀️

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

I broke down crying because @codyjohnson won Video of the Year at the the CMA Awards. I’m equally so excited that he’s getting the success he deserves but sad because with this fame I probably won’t be able to afford his concert tickets anymore. 😭 #pregnancyhormones

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

The price of my lactose intolerant daughter having an ice cream cone last night is two. Two rounds of throwing up, 2 baths, 2 sets of bedding, and Mom and Dad being up since 2 am.

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

Tonight Charlee told my mom “hi!” and Daniel’s mom “hola!” without being prompted. My little bilingual babe. 😍

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

Today a student said that he couldn’t pronounce my last name so he is just going to call me “Mrs. Slime”. When I asked what that meant, he said “I swear it’s a good thing”. So naturally I had to look it up on urban dictionary and almost cried. 😂

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

@kycloud3 Right? They probably feel sane.

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

I miss my kid. Mom guilt is strong today.

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

I will be in Vegas tomorrow night. Just have to power through a full day of work, dropping off dogs, packing for three, and fulfilling two cake orders before then. No big deal.

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

It’s 6 AM and I’ve made 30 breakfast burritos and had a dance party to Bluey with my daughter. #Productivity

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

My favorite thing this week has been laying in bed talking about the different safety plans, new dress code rules, and first day of school activities with my husband. It’s pretty cool being married to another teacher.

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

Yesterday was a lot, and I slept 10 hours last night as proof. Today however, will be a good day.

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

Nothing makes you more insecure than your one year old laughing while playing with the fat that jiggles on your thighs. Kids are the best. 🙄

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

My sweet Papa, born and raised republican, God loving, bible preaching, NRA bumper sticker on his truck…is outraged by the overturning of Roe v. Wade. He is so angry with SCOTUS that when discussing it with me he asked that we go outside because he needed a cigarette.

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

Charlee is officially telling us when she needs to potty and then proceeds to use her toilet. She’s only 16 months! I’m pretty sure she’s going to be President one day, or cure cancer…maybe both, who knows. 👏

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

Marriage is ignoring each other verbally after a fight, but still sending each other funny TikToks.

[Heather @HeathaDelynn]

Watching Top Gun for the first time. I never understood the Tom Cruise hype… but now I do. I definitely do. 😍

[Brian Aspinall @mraspinall]

Kids don't plan to come to school to get into trouble. Behaviour is a form of communication and quite often - the reason for it will make you sad, not angry.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

My suspicion is that Matthew McConaughey is actually speaking for a lot more gun owners - certainly responsible gun owners - than the NRA.