Heather Anderson

Lover of animals and music. A reader, a writer, a thinker. An outdoors girl who loves a good road trip. A little (or a lot) nerdy.

[Heather Anderson @Heather7761982]

@BradTravisWAFF @Twitter Don’t blame you but will miss your posts!

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

An elementary school.
A high school.
A college.
A church.
A synagogue.
A grocery store.
A post office.
A business.
A restaurant.
A movie theater.
A dance studio.
A bar.
A nightclub.
A concert.
A military base.
A farm.
A bank.

[Heather Anderson @Heather7761982]

Came outside to walk the dog and almost got blown away in Ryland. @BradTravisWAFF

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Well, I decided to write an essay about Kid Rock's lack of firearms experience because I wanted to offer him some helpful tips in the spirit of charity. Enjoy.

https://t.co/OtCt9N8zie

[Heather Anderson @Heather7761982]

@BradTravisWAFF Thank you for your coverage last night!

[MicheleWojciechowski @TheMicheleWojo]

Paas Easter Egg Coloring Kit from the 1960s.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was arrested the week before Easter?

[NWS Huntsville @NWSHuntsville]

2pm🚨Survey update for the March 24- 25, 2023 storms:
1 more tornado has been found

👉#5 Flat Rock - EF-1, additional surveying will be needed, details are subject to change.

⚠️Additional surveys will be required over the next few days.

#HUNwx

[FunnyMaine.com @FunnyMaine]

Dear Government…

You’re not gonna ban guns. I get it.

You’re not gonna punish gun makers. Ok.

You’re not gonna make it harder for folks to get a gun. Whatever.

The question is tho… What tf are you gonna do? This shit ain’t normal.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Folks do know that David Koresh raped numerous teenage and pre-teen girls in his cult, right? He was a rapist. He called these girls his "wives" and raped them. Girls as young as 11. I know there's this bizarre effort to paint him as a martyr, but he raped children.

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Look, I don’t want to toot my own horn and this may be an unpopular opinion, but I should’ve got the Oscar nom for now and then. My portrayal of Scott Wormer was flawless. It was deep and nuanced.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

It is not only possible but even ~easy~ to avoid commenting on someone’s weight. Shockingly easy. Incredibly simple. All you have to do is not say anything. Try it.

[San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo]

When someone compliments your striped leggings...

[Heather Anderson @Heather7761982]

Thanks to @BradTravisWAFF and @WEATHERmanBURKE for the always stellar coverage last night. We appreciate y’all so much!

[Heather Anderson @Heather7761982]

@BradTravisWAFF Oh no you are in for a long night!

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

I just don’t understand how it’s possible to fuck up the most basic joke in the world.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When you encounter others on a trail, offer a friendly “hello” or a nod. This helps create a friendly atmosphere. If you approach a trail user from behind, announce yourself in a friendly, calm tone. Yelling “that chipmunk stole my car keys, run for your lives” is not helpful.

[DadDontKnow @Cpl_Dont_Know]

Cheers to the woman at the ER with the brain bleed who, after being told she was being airlifted to a better equipped hospital, told the doctor 'I'm not getting no $100k bill for a helicopter, I'll drive myself or let me die.'

Take a bow, US healthcare.