Heather Comuso

Serenity now...

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@REALjoedadura

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Rewatching an episode of Season 6 of Love Island after every episode of Season 7 to cleanse my soul.

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Remember. Executive orders are wishes, not demands.

However, what a list of wishes he has.

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I’ve had 3 different “noise canceling” products and not one of them has been able to put a dent in being able to even partially block out or minimize @mattyfeinz snoring. His snoring is truly unmatched which is both impressive and incredibly frustrating.

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Okay, but how is it Christmas Eve already?

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Sneezed and hurt my back. Another middle aged rite of passage completed.

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I’ll get my white bonnet ready.

When shit hits the fan, nobody better act surprised.

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Are we surprised though? It’s the same song and dance every single year.

Anyway. Go birds 🦅

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When are the Phillies ever going to acknowledge that the bullpen is a problem and always has been? Because that’s atrocious.

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I have no words.

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My guy…wipe your lens. I feel like I’m driving at night with my horrible eyesight and astigmatism. #OlympicGames

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I haven’t caught one of these in years.

The return of Feiny Dreams. @mattyfeinz

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@CRONEBEC Matt walked in the house after work and I just looked at him. I was surrounded by full water bottles because Collin’s new game today was water delivery man. Avery was whining and chewing on a stacking ring. I just looked at him and said, “They won today.”

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As a parent of a Frozen 2 obsessed toddler, I will never forgive Disney for making us all think Olaf died. I still cry. When she’s holding him as he flurries away? Come on! 😩😭

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Doing outdoor projects with @mattyfeinz is always a joy. 🙄

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I’m almost 36 and TikTok just made me realize I have been pronouncing “dachshund” as “dash-hound” instead of “doxen” my whole life.

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@letmebefrankbro Lol leave my uncle alone! Let the man live.

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Trying not to put my hair up to help with postpartum hair loss but dying to put my hair up because my 4 month old grabs it and pulls it out anyway.

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It’s 👏🏼always👏🏼the👏🏼bullpen👏🏼

Every single year. Do the Phillies really think they don’t have a problem in that area? Seriously?

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You know what’s fun? Losing all of the hair that took you two years to grow back from PP hair loss because of having another baby.

Going bald and both of them look nothing like me.

“They look just like their dad!”
“Yup!” As clumps of my hair fall out of my head.
🙃🫠