Heather Frederica Crunch

The Immortal Rose. Weapon Freak. Sixth Officio Eversor Rank Leader. Read the write-ups below.
(character account by @dmsakutarou)

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

https://t.co/Zmn3wjEejC it me

[Virado🖌🔞 @Virado255]

Commission for @dmsakutarou who wanted some costumes designed for their OC

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

@planefag Still would.

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

@planefag Finally.

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

So when you say "landmine girl", what kind of landmine are we talking about? Anti-personnel, anti-vehicle, anti-helicopter, nuclear...?

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

@planefag Of course the GREEK would say this

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

Apparently our constant bantz cause psychological distress.

Or he's a masochist who likes getting his dick flattened.

[planefag @planefag]

This. This is why I think 99% of "omg pedophile!" complaints are insane. If I have to talk to someone under 25 years of age I usually want to slam my dick in a door before I do that

never. ever. ever. ever. jesus

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

Keep your friends close, and your lesbians closer.

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

@planefag I know you don't have a rice cooker but that's no way to talk about yourself.

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

Is the relationship still toxic if everyone involved is immune to poison and disease?

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

If I have at least one person looking at me disrespectfully, I've won

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

I WILL MAKE YOUR SOUL ITCH

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

I could be actively seductive if I wanted to. I just choose not to be.

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

@planefag Sounds like a skill issue

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

You don't even understand the missile, how could you possibly understand women?

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

THE SHUTTER SHADES STAY ON DURING SEX

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

@a_man_in_red @planefag Hay is for horsegirls, straw is cheaper.

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

@planefag STOP PUSHING THE CUTE GIRLS OFF MY TIMELINE WITH YOUR SPERGING

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

Are you a mecha because gunDAMN girl

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

Are you a mecha because gunDAMN girl

[Heather Frederica Crunch @HeatherCrunch]

@planefag Sure it is. See you in an hour, you addict.