Heather Jephcote (author)

Author, newt botherer, bat wrangler, hamster catcher. (she/her) 🇪🇺🕯🌱🌹✊🏻🖤🏳️‍🌈

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

There is nothing more threatening than a colleague responding to a request you've made with all capitals

'NO WORRIES'

I have some worries now.

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

To be blunt, Elon and Trump is no Ross and Rachel. Their sexual tension and lack of chemistry are putting us all on edge, which is why ironically — and hear this on every level — you’re keeping us from being friends.

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

📘 The Goldfish Bowl is "an outstanding debut—darkly funny, intelligent, and unflinching in its critique of corporate hypocrisy".

Corruption. Whistleblowing. The cost of telling the truth.

#TheGoldfishBowl #WhistleblowerFiction #CorporateThriller #LuigiMangione #IndieAuthor

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

All women are women. Supreme Court be dammed.

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

It took five weeks to get back into my account after being booted out. Perhaps staffing levels at X aren't high enough? Perhaps it's not great to sack a load of people and expect it to fix things...

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

@thaboyjozu LMAO the DJ remix: laughing my ass off off off off offoffoffoff offoffoffoff offoffoffoffoffoffoffoffoff...

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

About to go on a boat modelled on an 1855 one... it isn't supposed to be political commentary...

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

“I often think how unfairly sometimes the joys of life are distributed. Why has fate given you two such splendid children? I don’t speak of Anatole, your youngest. I don’t like him” #SavageTolstoy

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

in preparation for #nanowrimo - I've just completed 30 days of writing short stories. Enjoy:

https://t.co/tV2ZTFxBMJ

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

@AsdaServiceTeam please advice when I will be refunded for 99kgs of grapefruit that I didnt order. I've called, sent multiple dms and heard nothing back.

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

@karmathing @TRScott0148 @esjesjesj ... yet

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

@ProjectYonic

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

I dropped my biscuit in my tea. My day is ruined. This is my villain origin story.

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

The more I write, the less convinced I am that I know English.

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

there were no dogs at my polling station. when will the lies end?

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

I would love to see Suranne play a witch! #witches

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

My cat just got a small packet of treats in her litter. My cat gets a cereal box toy, and I don't😢

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

tell me you haven't read the book without telling me you haven't read the book...

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

I don't know what I'm doing and I think people are starting to notice

[Heather Jephcote (author) @HeatherJephcote]

@_WillyGoat_ @TheAthletic @jayforeman I know have 🎶 map men 🎶 stuck in my head.

[Ramy Abdu| رامي عبده @RamAbdu]

In Gaza, the west is enabling the most transparent genocide in human history @rfalk13 @EuroMedHR https://t.co/wKqph2CVaS