Every revelation is basically, “we do things in incredibly effed up ways and this has revealed the incredible effed uppedness of our ways that no private entity could ever withstand, but we can with your money, and the real problem is you have noticed our sacred effed up ways.”
NEW: Audience starts cracking up after a serious Stephen Colbert tells CNN’s Kaitlan Collins that CNN “just reports the news as it is.”
Remarkable.
Colbert: “I know you guys are objective over [at CNN], you just report the news as it is.”
Audience: *Laughs hysterically*
Collins: “Is that supposed to be a laugh line?”
Colbert: “No.”
Today we remember some of the nearly 500,000 Americans who’ve lost their lives to Covid-19. Here are some of the memories their loved ones shared. You can hear more of these tributes tonight on CNN at 11pm ET during “We Remember 500,000 a National Memorial Service for Covid-19.”
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