Heather Loves You

Hello

[Heather Loves You @HeatherLuvsYou]

I judge 95% of drivers I come into contact with, and 100% of those are idiots.

[Heather Loves You @HeatherLuvsYou]

Kids bring you:

1. Joy
2. Laughter
...
Gross!! Don't bring that in here!!

3. Worms they dug up in the yard, apparently

[Heather Loves You @HeatherLuvsYou]

I finally found a place to say whatever I want to say, stupid jokes I think of or more serious things if I need to. And people accept me.

[Heather Loves You @HeatherLuvsYou]

@glenvictor22884 which number is this account for you? 😉

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@glenvictor22884 😱

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@jguhasarkar lol hey you

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Cases against stalkers have gone down 78% since Twitter came out. Now everyone loves being followed

[Heather Loves You @HeatherLuvsYou]

Sometimes "lol" is just a fill-in when you don't know what to say

[Heather Loves You @HeatherLuvsYou]

Guy: "I'm really a stand up guy"

Me: "Ohhh cool, I'd love to hear a joke"

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I wish I was Jesse..

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I would like to thank:

My mom

My toaster for making pop tarts awesome

This Kleenex for being there for me while I think about my toaster

[Heather Loves You @HeatherLuvsYou]

L.O.L. -worst initials for a coroner

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I. Don't. Know. Why. Your. Head. Keeps. Nodding. When. You. Read. My. Tweets.

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@JimmerThatisAll yeah I'm thinking I might ;) but just not going to spend the hours and hours a day that I was before

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@JimmerThatisAll heyyyy! How's it going?

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I decided to become a lumberjack after I realized that trees look like they are tall and skinny with long hair

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@1Happytwit LMAO! Well it’s been like two years since I was really, really active 😂😂😂 anyways, time for bed night!

[Heather Loves You @HeatherLuvsYou]

@1Happytwit girl it's been like a year since I did anything on here, and that was only a few tweets I think

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@1Happytwit just reading through your tweets lmaoooo