Heather Banda

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

Thank you @blackmirror. Now all my friends call me Banda’s Snatch 😑. #Bandersnatch #BlackMirrorBandersnatch #netflixmovies

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

@casefilehost why did you change your accent? I loved when you said “nyneen” instead of “nineteen” 🤣🤣🤣

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Honestly Thinks He’s Going To Get To Bed Early https://t.co/j8A0RfsL6U

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Republicans are threatening to sue a bar (Shultzy’s Bar and Grill) which declined to host their Pro-Kavanaugh party.

This is the same party who believes it's perfectly fine for a bakery to refuse service to someone because they are gay.

One again, Hypocrisy at its finest!

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Almost 11pm here in NYC. That means it’s almost time to eat something for no reason at all.

[Perez @ThePerezHilton]

Freckles are definitely the latest fad!

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

@ahsnews_feed @AHSFX had heckin’ @BD_WONG he was #amazeballs ❤️❤️❤️

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

@StephenKing I just fucking love you and that’s all.

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

Love is great and all but have you ever had a burrito from @tacobell where the sour cream wasn’t just at the bottom? #TacoBell

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

White ppl like to say “Well, I’ll get out of your hair” when they want to leave a conversation. #thingswhitefolkslike

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

Hey @cvspharmacy how about a label people CAN’T read from across the room. #newlabel

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

Thank you, Scarlett Johansson, for replacing politics on my newsfeed. #ScarlettJohansson

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

@KeatonPatti When you’re here you’re here

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

Top search on @YahooAnswers during #GayPrideMonth #gaypride2018 “Am I the sis gendarme?”

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

Made a #meme based on real convo for my friend Supreme for #gaypride2018

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

I can’t commit to anything. Just ask all my friends from #heavensgate #suicide

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

Summertime is just a gentle reminder it’s safe to use @Dove deodorant under your boobs. #summertime

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

In case you don’t know what #Kentucky #SouthernCharm is...

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

My friend “did a little sumn” and I know she’d want an opinion from @GordonRamsay

[Heather Banda @HeatherNBanda]

Best reactions to #BishopMichaelCurry from #RoyalWedding2018