Heather B.

Speech Path, ADPi, TCU and UVA alum Go Frogs! Wahoowah!

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

SoOo I’m guessing that calling myself “Kahleesi” as a feminist battle cry is no longer PC...

...that’s disappointing

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

I need the universe to remind me never to book a 6am flight again. ~not a morning person and the airport has too much bs to be running on 3 hrs of sleep~

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

This thing was over for us before I even opened the cheezits. I am grateful for no damage but it’s somewhat anticlimactic

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

Pre hurricane checklist:
Water
Cheezits
Cookies
Fill bathtubs
Find all flashlights and batteries
Rearrange patio furniture in the living room.

Ok…now we wait. With wine.

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

Andy has the WRONG guests on tonight, but at the same time everyone would be silenced by lawsuits so 🤷🏻‍♀️ #belowdeckdownunder

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

Captain Jason is raising the bar for men, boyfriends, and bosses internationally. 🥹

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

Watching Margot go through the rollercoaster processing it all was difficult, but watching the moment between her, Aesha, and Tzarina was powerful and beautiful. And then Tzarina COOKED FOR HER! 🥲 I think my heart burst and I’m officially out of emotions for the day.

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

I’ll be a fan of Aesha and Captain Jason forever after that. So many women wish they had an Aesha and Jason at the right place at the right time with the resolve to do the right thing. #belowdeckdownunder

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

I just have to say, the number of people who have recognized my dog as my child in the past 4 days was truely heart warming. I love it.

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

Tonight I looked at the ingredients on my favorite cheddar cheesy chips only to find they are flavored with BLUE CHEESE! All of a sudden I can taste it and 🥴. I feel betrayed.

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

This moment of accountability on the summer house reunion is everything we wish the Vanderpump cast could be capable of…but they could never.

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

Rachel being emotionless really makes her lack of reaction to James’s BS make sense. She didn’t have the emotional capacity to care that he was horrible. #VanderpumpRules

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

These ad spots had to be a pretty penny #Scandoval

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

I’m very done with this week’s negative energy and it’s only Monday.

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

It’s been 25 hours and my Netflix is still stuck buffering at 24%. I thought I was excited to watch this. Excitedly waited 2 whole days like it was 2002 or something. Nope.

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

Came to Twitter hoping for some Love is Blind spoilers only to find that no one else’s Netflix is working either. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

I think we can all agree that singing in the Love is Blind Pods is generally bad idea after 3 episodes of season 4.

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

I have 6.5 hours left on my book due tomorrow. What are the chances I actually finish…low. But I’m gonna try

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@frogdawg1 Don’t say that…he needs the insurance money!

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

Dad (wearing a college polo): I sent some big checks and all I got was this shirt!
…and a financially independent daughter with a secure job. But ok.

[Heather B. @Heather_Brenner]

Sometimes it takes me 4 weeks to finish an audiobook, and sometimes 2 days. Then I wonder why the good ones are over so fast. I am the problem, it’s me.