Brasileira

[S I M P H I W E Y I N K O S I @oohsimmy]

If women don’t lower their standards soon, they’ll die alone in their clean homes, with their regulated nervous systems, balanced PH, clean toilets, friends that support them, & a peace like no other. They better chill..

[Maryam @hell_line0]

“All women do is use men”

First of all, I can’t remember the last time I found a man useful.

[Chlöe @ChloeBailey]

groovy baby 🪩

[KLASIK ♠️ @lifeofklasik]

one thing i realized is that everything always ends up working out…sometimes even better than i imagined.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

i fall in love with a man for the way he treats me, and fall out of love for the same reason.

[glocc @gloccz8v]

This is what robots are supposed to be doing not writing scripts and making art

[Idara @Idarabasimi]

“If you don't do it for him, another woman will”

Me:

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

men are 100% more emotional than women, society just likes to pretend that anger and impatience aren’t emotions

[Clip Hub @israeldfirzt]

How tf every author the #1 new york times best seller

[🫦 @a1_keraaa]

Wish him the best and go find a man who heard you the first time.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

What was your "Aha" moment when you realized “Wow, that’s the same actor"?

I’ll start:

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

-1000 aura

[Craig @St_Louisra]

@scubaryan_ I got proof i was there where's my $30,000

[Brasileira @Heather_Nunes]

I hate doing car maintenance

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Niggas be like “can’t trust nobody 🦍 💯” like wtf a gorilla gotta do with yo trust issues

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

sexually reserved men are THE best. Well behaved, won’t steal a kiss, won’t touch you inappropriately but boy if you give them consent? FINISHED.

[Loky @lokymann]

Not telling my friends everything

[CBFW ᥫ᭡ @Stunnianna]

& every time i blink the fucking laundry basket full again 😩

[Brasileira @Heather_Nunes]

U don’t want no tension boy u just want attention

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me staying up all night for no reason even tho im tired asf