Heather

it's ok guac... I'm extra too 🥑

[Heather @Heatherchav]

Idk who needs to hear this… but it’s ok to stay up until 5am bc you’re crying over a loved one who passed away. Cuz me too girl… me too.

[Heather @Heatherchav]

If you think about it... if you feel like a plastic bag, it technically means you’re a dime 💁🏼‍♀️

[Heather @Heatherchav]

Why is it that people from your past always seem to come back into your life via a “hey long time no talk, how ya been?” text on random holidays? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Heather @Heatherchav]

When is Snapchat gonna get the fact that nobody likes their holiday snaps from Snapchat co 🤷🏼‍♀️����

[Heather @Heatherchav]

Is it just me or does it feel like Halloween has lasted 6 months? 🤔

[Heather @Heatherchav]

I think it would be sick to be in a bed commercial. Like imagine during filming you just get to pretend to sleep and then afterwards get paid for it ever time it airs on telly... yes please!

[Heather @Heatherchav]

I don’t trust anyone who can get their callus’s removed at the nail salon during a pedi and not start laughing....

[Heather @Heatherchav]

I don't know if anyone has ever said "like" more than Tia and Chris🙄🙉🤢 #BachelorInParadise

[🦋 @YourFavvSista]

i’m low key everything you need, you just dumb right now

[Heather @Heatherchav]

You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol - Nick Miller

[Heather @Heatherchav]

If you call them "a dog" instead of "a doggo" you're doing a disservice to the entire doggo species

[⛓️ irene ⛓️ @visceramami]

me talking to men with zero personality

[Andre Dewaine @AndreDewaine]

“Why do you talk to your pet like a human?”

First of all, that is my child

[Heather @Heatherchav]

@ZarinaCabanilla Bahahahaha omg I'm dying 😂

[Heather @Heatherchav]

I think titty is a way cuter word than boob... like it's just such a cute word! I'd name my cat or dog titty lol

[Zarina Cabanilla @ZarinaCabanilla]

@Heatherchav “can you hold my titty”
“yes you can pet my titty”
“i lost my titty��
“titty is hungry”

LOL i can see it now😂

[Heather @Heatherchav]

Why are dog memes so much funnier than any other memes? I die every time 😂

[Heather @Heatherchav]

I'm wearing shorts today, sorry in advance if my whiteness causes temporary blindness 😬